User: TheAmazingAtheist |
Ask Yourself This 1. If you had to choose between your life as it is now--you'll never be any better off than you are at this moment--or a life where you would become President of the United States (or whatever the highest public office is in your country) but you get assassinated a year before leaving office, which would you choose? 2. Would you rather be the greatest genius of all time but so beyond people's comprehension that you'd never appreciated until long after your death or a person who is perceived as a genius in his own time but is later thought of as a mediocre hack who was overrated? 3. Would you rather have an ugly sexual partner who was immensely satisfying in bed but embarassing (in that people know you're fucking someone so ugly) or a beautiful lover who sucked in bed but made others deeply envious of you? 4. Would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely mediocre but popular rock band or the world's greatest poet with a small fan following? 5. If you had a chance to open one of two doors and one door led to the fulfillment of all your dreams and the other had an ax murderer who would chop you into pieces as soon as you you opened it, would you choose to open a door? 6. If by killing yourself all of your enemies would be destoyed as well, would you kill yourself? 7. If you had to take a car trip with either vietnam vet with serious mental health problems and had a gun on his person at all times or a conservative Christian who passed judgment on everying you did, who would you choose? 8. If you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas, would you do it? 9. If you loved someone with all your heart and they hated everything about you, would you shorten their life by 10-years if it meant they would love you in return? 10. If you died and went to Hell and it was every bit as horrible as the Christians say it is and the devil offered you a one year reprieve from the agony of Hell for each person you tempted to damnation, would you take his deal? Tags: Ask Yourself This hypothetical questions for the masses |
User: swiftkaratechop |
Ask Swifty[Episode 18] Sorry I've been away :( Website http://www.swiftkaratechop.com Myspace http://www.myspace.com/mattbrown88 Tags: ask swifty jessica alba funny hilarious awesome questions weird random stand-up sketch series improv |
User: gretatum |
Kick His Ask! A cutie tells what she would do if a monster comes to her room. Mind you, she says ASK! Tags: Innocent times |
User: ChrisBurrell |
The Smiths - Ask My third Music Video, as seen in the 'Thomas, Percy & Old Slowcoach' redub. I think it's safe to say that this is the best Thomas Music Video I've put together thus far, and not just because of the intro ;) Footage copyrighted by HIT Entertainment. Thanks to all who provided. Tags: Thomas the Tank Engine Music Video Smiths Ask |
User: kevjumba |
Ask KevJumba The Video only works in High Quality! CLICK HERE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGmO-jcKENQ&fmt=18 Ask KevJumba Part 1: http://www.kevjumba.com/027F2FFFF009C000D001700185BFF/Content/ContentDetail.aspx I did these videos to give the opportunity for my viewers to collaborate in a video with me. Thanks to all of you who uploaded your questions to youtube. If you would like to see more of these question videos, please tell me. Music provided courtesy of Om Records. Strange Fruit Project - Ready Forum http://www.om-records.com http://www.youtube.com/omrecords Rest of the songs are from IMovie. Tags: Ask Kevjumba question part two |
User: DiscoveryNetworks |
Mythbusters - Ask A Ninja! The Ask a Ninja ninja tells the Mythbusters what they should really know about ninjas. He is also convinced Jamie is a robot. Tags: mythbusters ask ninja discovery channel myths robot adam savage jamie hyneman |
User: saraevans |
Sara Evans - I Could Not Ask For More Sara Evans I Could Not Ask For More (C) 2000 BMG Music Tags: Sara Evans Could Not Ask For More Country Music Video |
User: WilliamSledd |
Ask A GAY MAN : Denim Edition Me & Stephanie (Co-Host) cover everything you need to know about denim! www.WilliamSledd.com Tags: hot gay blog william sledd funny cute sexy adorable gap WmSledd now WilliamSledd Denim Fashion |
User: digitalfilmmaker |
Ask A Ninja Special Delivery 4 "Net Neutrality" Check out http://savetheinternet.com for more information. Tags: netneutrality askaninja humor funny |
User: ULB86 |
Ask Of You Raphael Saadiq Tags: Ask Of You tony toni tone Raphael Saadiq higher learning |
User: carolynroxsox |
All I Ask of You One of my favorite songs:) Tags: phantom opera emmy rossum gerard butler patrick wilson |
User: swiftkaratechop |
Ask Swifty [Episode 1] So I answer your questions every friday, make them as outrageous as you want. You make the show :] Myspace http://www.myspace.com/mattbrown88 E-mail askswifty@gmail.com A Beautiful Lotus http://www.myspace.com/abeautifullotus http://www.youtube.com/abeautifullotus Music "A Breathe Beneath" - The Absence "Redrum is Murder" - A Beautiful Lotus Tags: ask swifty crazy questions funny responses haha swiftkaratechop series sketch stand-up video blog |
User: swiftkaratechop |
Ask Swifty[Episode 16] TADA! BOOM YOU GUYS ARE SCHWEET =P Special Guest - Shane Dawson http://www.youtube.com/shanedawsontv Website http://www.swiftkaratechop.com Myspace http://www.myspace.com/mattbrown88 Music - Crystal Castles http://www.myspace.com/crystalcastles Tags: awesome questions ask swifty swiftkaratechop emails askswifty@gmail.com sketch stand-up video blog series short film |
User: frebby |
Ask a Ninja - Omnibus www.askaninja.com - coolest episode of Ask A Ninja so far. Keep up the good work, Ninja! Note: I'm not the guy in the video. Tags: ask ninja omnibus frebby |
User: digitalfilmmaker |
Ask A Ninja, Special Delivery 14 "Blades of Glory" The Ninja interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder. (Disclosure: Paramount is buying some ads on our site, but they had no oversight or control over the Ninja. Why? Because he's a frickin' ninja.) Tags: askaninja funny ninja willferrell jonheder bladesofglory |
User: imapsychogranny |
Ask a Ninja-Gifts Ask a Ninja Tags: Ask Ninja |
User: kissrus |
Kayahan - Bir Ask Hikayesi Kayahan_-_Bir Ask Hikayesi English Lyrics A Love Story Ours, a love story A little like a black and white movie Tears of hope and burning desire Ours, a little like a flame Ours is a love story A little like a black and white movie Like water with fire, and with thorns a rose Ours, a little like a novel These Roses are for you This heart is for me Don't get sad, don't cry Always smile Ours is a love story A little like a black and white movie Melancholy at the doors of autumn A little like leaving the daylight Our life was nice, wasn't it? How nice it was Neither you, nor I can find those days anymore Sometimes I think that There were some things wrong with me. Both of us did not know the values of some things. Remember the evenings When we would light our candles You would endure the smell And it would smell you Laughing at the things we weren't And for no reason, start to cry On nice days we would go for walks on the streets. On snowy days we would have snow ball fights You would read fortune with playing cards. And when the cards didn't come as you would have liked it, You would choose the cards again. You would get so angry at my smoking And you would mess with my drinking Telling me a lot of how bad it is for my health Once in a while, you would go on a diet For every time the scale would read correctly, It would read incorrectly Meaning you could never agree with it. Our neighbours had kids, They would play with our daughter. You all would go to the childrens garden, I would stay at home and watch the games on tv. Once in a while friends would come over, We would have conversations. Taking about this and that, you know. I remember being at the military, The stories about you going through labour would not end. We would laugh, remembering the day we met. You would ask me, What you we're wearing. And everytime I would not remember, But I remember now. A red sweater, and a black skirt. Black socks, red shoes. And on one Thursday, at 2:04, Both of us were not looking ahead, we bumped into eachother. You said excuse me, and then I said. I picked up your books that fell on the ground. We came eye to eye, and started, Like a movie, I mean. I received your last letter yesterday, Thank you. I wrote to you, about how there was a flu epidemic. Look, you're still caught with the flu. Anyways, hope you feel better soon. Here, the weather is cold, but I'm not sick or whatever. With these glasses I have a headache. Well life as it is, spins, and moves on. I miss all of you. Tags: Turkce Muzik Turkish Music Kayahan Bir Ask Hikayesi |
User: CalperniaAddams |
Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual: Old Version Diary: http://www.calpernia.com/diary Videos: http://www.genderlife.com Calpernia on iTunes: http://www.calpernia.com/itunes Free Calpernia Music: http://www.calpernia.com/freemusic MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/calperniamusic After years of teeth-grindingly ignorant and insulting questions, Calpernia Addams finally snaps and shares her list of Bad Questions which you should never ask a transsexual. These are all real questions from real life! Tags: calpernia bad questions transsexual transgender ts tg |
User: Iocco1 |
ASK THE MOUNTAINS - Vangelis Stina Nordenstam and Vangelis - Voices - 05 - Ask The Mountains Tags: Music video |
User: Johnny909 |
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You! The inaugural address of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Tags: JFK-Inaugural Address |
User: LunaLaVenus |
OK Go - Don't Ask Me OK Go "Don't Ask Me". Tags: OK Go Don't Ask Me Damian Kulash Tim Nordwind Dan Konopka |
User: fionalennon |
THE BEATLES - ASK ME WHY FOOTAGE Tags: BEATLES ASK ME WHY 1963 |
User: pullovernau |
All I Ask Of You ... Andrew Lloyd Webber Andrew Lloyd Webber ``Phantom Of The Opera´´ All I Ask Of You Song Version By: Cliff Richard and Sarah Brightham (RAOUL) No more talk of darkness Forget these wide-eyed fears I'm here, nothing can harm you My words will warm and calm you Let me be your freedom Let daylight dry your tears I'm here, with you, beside you To guard you and to guide you (CHRISTINE) Say you love me every waking moment turn my head with talk of summertime Say you need me with you now and always Promise me that all you say is true That's all I ask of you (RAOUL) Let me be your shelter Let me be your light You're safe, no one will find you, Your fears are far behind you. (CHRISTINE) All I want is freedom A world with no more night And you, always beside me To hold me and to hide me (RAOUL) Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime Let me lead you from your solitude Say you need me with you, here beside you, Anywhere you go, let me go too, That's all I ask of you (CHRISTINE) Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime Say the word and I will follow you (TOGETHER) Share each day with me Each night, each morning (CHRISTINE) Say you love me! (RAOUL) You know I do. (TOGETHER) Love me, that's all I ask of you. Tags: andrew lloyd webber all i ask of you cliff richard sarah brightham musical theater play phantom |
User: TheYoungTurks |
GM & Ford Ask For Help While Their CEO's Fly In Private Jets Watch more at http://www.theyoungturks.com Tags: the young turks cenk uygur gm ford car companies ceo bail bankrupt private jets abc news brian ross rick wagoner congress labor union management |
User: digitalfilmmaker |
Ask A Ninja Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja" Rude Randy asks how do you kill a ninja? Subscribe to the video podcast at http://askaninja.com. !!!Get the Ask A Ninja Theme Song As A RingTone!!! To get the full theme song: Text 17444 to 51927 To get a shorter version: Text 17445 to 51927 Your phone will automatically receive a short message from http://jivjiv.com. Please confirm your purchase by replying to that message with Y. After you download the item, $1.99 will be billed directly to your cell phone. Test your phone first for free before purchasing, all purchases are final. http://jivjiv.com/test.jsp Questions: Am I signing up for a subscription?" You are only buying this one ringtone. There are no subscriptions or continuing charges. For support, go to http://jivjiv.com/contact.jsp. Tags: askaninja ninja death cool funny humor |