User: dansawst |
Boston Legal tribute set to ST:TNG Theme Music This is a Boston Legal tribute set to Star Trek: The Next Generation music Tags: Boston Legal Shelly Berman William Shatner James Spader America TV Star Trek The Next Generation ABC Sci-fi Mark Valley Julie Bowen Movies tribute this is ST TNG Theme Music George Bush White House Guns Homeless people Patrick Stewart Brent Spiner Johnaton Frakes theme awesome music funny comedy midgets judges court rooms paul lewiston odo brad chase denise bauer |
User: ThoseArentMuskets |
Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class) Resistance is futile. All beats will be assimilated. [Warning: lyrics NSFW] .mp3: http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2008/06/space-tunes-ready-for-some-serious.html ----- "THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (IS GETTING P.U.S.S.Y. TONIGHT)" SPOKEN: Yo yo yo, this the Prime Directive. Rule number one: you can't break me. Galaxy Class over here, 'cause I'm top of the line. CHORUS: The U.S.S. Enterprise Is getting P.U.S.S.Y. tonight So shake that ass, 'cause fornication Is the only way to make The Next Generation P.D.: Let me introduce you to my crew The horny-ass men and women of the U. S.S.E.N.T.E.R.-prise On a continuing mission to spread them thighs There's Geordi Laforge with his prying eyes Getting X-ray shots of your naughty side Down below he's growing twice the size Because the ladies make his warp drive energize And as for Q he'll make you cum So loud you'll wake the whole continuum But girl you know when he's done getting with you He's going to bounce like Doctor Crusher in season two G.C.: I said Enter-P.R.I.S.E. Let me tell you about my boy, his name's Wesley Going to be in Starfleet Academy But tonight he's getting crunk with yours truly So we bust on down to the Forward Ten Wes knows the bouncer and we get right in We're knocking back shots of Cardassian gin When up comes a fine-ass Romulan When it comes to booty-shaking, girl's got a gift 'Cause she raised that ass like a turbolift But yo, we ditched her face down in the mud Because Wesley had his eyes on Ashley Judd P.D.: Me? I wound up on the holodeck She's got a virtual booty that I'm ready to wreck ("Enter when ready") Her program always does the trick You know I leave the holodeck with a hollow dick Yeah she sucks on my nuts till the whole thing's empty Then I go cruising in a 64 Bently CHORUS G.C.: Whorf used to be on the block selling rock Now while you're in your stateroom jerking in a sock He's got that Ferengi pussy on lock Yeah he's balls deep and he's yelling "Kaplach!" P.D.: He used to have trouble picking up bitches Till he learned they love them forehead ridges Now whenever he wants to cream He just pulls in pussy like a tractor beam G.C.: Yo but don't forget about Counselor Troy That Betazoid will leave your dick destroyed And don't you bother screaming or squealing 'Cause she knows exactly how you're feeling P.D.: Data's the android Who'll fill your void He's a mechanical man with a robot cock Knock on your G-spot like he was Sherlock, Holmes G.C.: Ain't nothing like him in space or on Earth Got a digital dick of alarming girth He's the only man to please Tasha Yar's poon My boy Data, son of Soong Tasha died but he don't sweat lost tooshie He just replaced her with another fine pussy BREAKDOWN: Who's going to rock a robotic cock? Data's going to rock a robotic cock I said who's going to rock that hydraulic cock? Data's going to rock a hydraulic cock 'Cause he can time his nuts like a digital clock "I am fully functional" Now open wide shorty and hold real still My phaser's 'bout to fire and it's set to kill CHORUS P.D.: Captain Picard Loves to get his dick hard His bald head will make you sweat 'Cause he's a French motherfucker with a tasty baguette And when he's not sipping tea at a Parisian café He's busy banging booty every night and all day ("Proceed") But homie don't play, he don't want no snog Girl you got a stardate with the captain's log ("Engage") G.C.: Now Picard's a man whose dick is large But when he's not on the bridge then Riker's in charge He's the playa of the minute and I'll tell you son When it comes to busting pussy Riker's "number one" P.D.: And if you shake your rear quarters especially fine He just might make you hit warp 69 But if Jean-Luc busts in don't you fear He's only here to take you past the final frontier G.C.: Now that's a double team of the highest order Bubble booty bouncing in the captain's quarters They got a young Romulan dripping buckets When she sees their junk she says "those aren't muskets!" Riker pulls out and says he's ready to blow Like a pimp Picard says "ma-ma-make it so" Then J.L.P.'s out, he's got shit to do Peeping the ruins on Calder II BOTH: And that's how it rolls under J.L.P. The Crushers, Beverly and Wesley Whorf and Riker and my man Geordi Q, Data, Troy and yeah, Whoopi And the Enterprise D And for three films E Welcome to the motherfucking T.N.G. CHORUS Tags: star trek rap those aren't arent muskets wars next generation picard kirk troy geordi whoopi goldberg wheaton data |
User: CaptainTrekkie |
ST TNG "The Defector" - Picard OWNS Tomalak This is one of my favourite scenes from TNG season 3's "The Defector". Good old Romulan Commander Tomalak gets foiled...again by Picard. But Picard does it in an 'EPIC' manner, as only 'PACARD' could do. Tags: star trek st tng the next generation ownage pwned owned picard pacard epic romulan |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST: TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 1 Part 1 of Star Trek: The Next Generation - Future's Past (SNES) gameplay, requested by magmawk. This video explores the Bridge systems and an Away Team mission. And to borrow an idea from a good friend; any spamming, flaming, hate posts, and other ganeral badness will be met with a Photon Torpedo to the Aft section. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: CastlePete |
ST:TNG Here is the actual machine in action Tags: P1010079 |
User: WagonTrainToTheStars |
ST:TNG 'Yesterday's Enterprise' - Enterprise C Emerges The moment when the Enterprise-C comes through the rift and changes the timeline. Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek Enterprise are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures, Viacom, and their respective owners. No revenues are generated by the use of the Star Trek trademark and no copyright violation is intended. Tags: star trek the next generation yesterdays enterprise |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 2 Part 2 of Star Trek: The Next generation - Future's Past (SNES) gameplay, requested by magmawk. This video shows space battles, how to repair damage, and my eventual pwning by the Romulans. Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 3 Yes, I finally get back to playing this game. Expect the uploads to be slow, due to difficulty of doing these missions. I also try out using titles and other effects, and I like what I see. Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: WagonTrainToTheStars |
ST:TNG 'Parallels' - Death of a Quantum Reality Riker This quantum reality Riker needs a counsellor, as well as a shave.... Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek Enterprise are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures, Viacom, and their respective owners. No revenues are generated by the use of the Star Trek trademark and no copyright violation is intended. Tags: star trek the next generation parallels riker |
User: birkinsmith88 |
ST: TNG: Wesley Crusher Gets Owned BAM! Right in the face! I like Wesley but this was one of my favourite bits. I've got a little bit of set-up for it, though. Tags: wesley crusher star trek the next generation st tng beverly picard gene roddenberry slap pmt |
User: haniverjenny |
ST TNG SO4 New life and civilisations Part1 Star Trek Next Generation season 4 documentary. Tags: Star Trek Next Generation documentary interviews scifi |
User: TheEmpressAR |
A Stitch in Time: A Whose Line is it Anyway/ST:TNG Crossover Fic This is a promo/intro to a fan_fiction novel that can be found here: http://community.livejournal.com/wliialove We are having Cross-Over month on the comm...stop by, check us out! And if you want to write or participate sign up and JOIN today!! Tags: wliia "whose line is it anyway" st:tng |
User: Gostartrek |
ST: TNG - genesis part 1 Genesis part 1! sorry about the beginning and the bad qulity aheh. enjoy. A routine medical treatment inadvertently creates a virus that begins to de-evolve the Enterprise crew. Tags: star trek genesis episode |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 4 Yes, we FINALLY get to the Away mission here. Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: SciFiDude42 |
Journey's End, Saga of ST:TNG, part 1/5 By request, the whole special, in five segments. Tags: star trek next generation finale picard riker data geordi worf troi crusher jonathan frakes |
User: WagonTrainToTheStars |
ST:TNG 'All Good Things...' - Future Enterprise Vs Klingons The Enterprise decloaks and does some serious damage to the Klingons Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek Enterprise are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures, Viacom, and their respective owners. No revenues are generated by the use of the Star Trek trademark and no copyright violation is intended. Tags: star trek the next generation all good things future uss enterprise klingons |
User: haniverjenny |
ST TNG SO4 New life and civilisations Part 2 Star Trek Next Generation season 4 documentary. Tags: Star Trek Next Generation documentary interviews scifi |
User: SciFiDude42 |
Journey's End, Saga of ST:TNG, part 3/5 Part 3 Tags: star trek next generation finale picard riker data geordi worf troi crusher jonathan frakes |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 8 In this mission/set of videos, we try to help some miners on Orentis Gamma IIIB, but it won't be easy... or fast... I have also decided that I really need to limit my recordings to 10 minutes, to prevent lag, of which these videos are full of. Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: SciFiDude42 |
Journey's End, Saga of ST:TNG, part 4/5 Part 4 Tags: star trek next generation finale picard riker data geordi worf troi crusher jonathan frakes |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 11 I finally save ALL the miners here, then a preview of the next mission. Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: fmvgamer |
IE PC games review : ST : TNG - A final unity (1995) A nostagia look at a review of the 1995 Spectrum Holobyte PC adventure game "Star Trek : The Next Generation : A Final Unity" from the IE (Interactive entertainment) CD. Tags: Star trek the next generation final unity pc game review |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 21 Now we go BACK to the mines, and get lost trying to find the miners again. You'd THINK they would have just been nice and either met as at the transport site or just SENT the stuff UP! Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 20 Okay, Mission 7 and we have to get the TAVAD and some minerals. Now the Chodaks have replaced the Romulans as the dominant enemies, and they are a PAIN!!!! Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |
User: BygPhattyPlus |
BygMan plays: ST:TNG - Future's Past (req. magmawk) Part 7 Yes, we FINALLY finish the level! Ugh, now I just have to do that I think like 20 more times or so... Also, any spamming, flaming, hate posts , and the like will be met with phaser fire (heavy stun setting) to the groin. Tags: SNES Star Trek TNG gameplay magmawk |