User: smosh |
Smosh - Boxman An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals). BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin this here rap for your safety so all you kids dont mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all I thought I could get some help on the street I got run over by a f---ing Jeep the rest of this mess I will not repeat to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) I woke up in a strange location some dirty bum had an explanation apparently he had no education he turned my body into an abomination he said he found me on the road nearly dead it was necessary he fix my torso and my head he had no human parts so he used a box instead the news was so overwhelming that I fled (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) [yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman? yeah, he used to be a part of my clique yeah, well what about now? I don't know man, he can suck my --] it's hard to live with a body of cardboard you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored but since the accident I've always been ignored I trust one day that my hope will be restored I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree I get so desparate that a cry and I plea I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley if I ever want to travel across the sea I disguise myself as a package and fly for free Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3) Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox box man music video rap |
User: smosh |
Smosh - Boxman's Girlfriend Boxman tries to get a girlfriend. LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4 BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Beat by Lance Dean: http://myspace.com/theellarsound Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com/videos/boxmangf http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend? Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox box man |
User: smosh |
Smosh - Boxman's Christmas Boxman explains his feelings about the holiday season. BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: all I hear about is christmas spirit f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it christmas as a box sucks and i fear it not this time, i'm not gonna be near it i need to find a way to get away from it all the mountains would probably be a good call only snow and trees is what i recall i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year last christmas my family came to spread cheer they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me none of the presents were aimed to please me so that's why christmas is spent by myself no more santa and his f---ing elf but now i've reached my destination and i can have fun without hesitation (boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas) hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for? want me to flatten you, use you as a floor? no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun calm down guys, no need to fight i can give ya'll some --- tonight that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right yeah that's a great way to settle this plight just hurry up and get into our ride there is even some free candy inside hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing and what are those box cutters you're bearing it was your kind that changed our life, you see our family we killed in a box factory now we'll remove you from history look over there, i think i see bruce lee now you see the kind of crap i go through but now i look at life with a different view my faith in my family's been rebuilt at least they won't try to get me killed Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox box man christmas music video rap |
User: IanH |
Smosh Boxman Dance HowTo (+Contest!) Now you can learn how to do the Boxman Dance! Winners announced here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGHyGFsONU Take a look at all the entries: http://smosh.com/BoxmanDance Download the MP3: http://smosh.com/BoxmanDance/BoxmanDance.mp3 http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox box man dance time how to |
User: bjoealien |
boxman boxman Tags: waohana |
User: IanH |
Smosh Boxman Dance Contest Winners! THE WINNERS (note: user names are smosh.com user names) Most Accurate Male Award - KramerV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRkzCuYdgbM Most Accurate Female Award - europeanxdoll: http://youtube.com/watch?v=v5JvtQVD2pI Best Boxman Costume Dance Award - Smoshkid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjkANvLaV6I Best Other Costume Dance Award (Male) - BasementStudios: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApIpPfHzHlA Best Other Costume Dance Award (Female) - lilmissdandan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVrtrqomiAQ Best Original Dance Award - thestudness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp5cNkQFe-g Best Group Award - AsianMan246: http://youtube.com/watch?v=utbE-D2rzBE Most Enthusiasm - dfctve: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcKF9KTtLo8 Most Creative Award - itss_meggle_3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VKwLO7HF8E Best Skit Award - ishan422: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9idXJVyKa_o Funniest Male Award - Nimrod1100: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz0S2WirJwI Funniest Female Award - CrawfishP0psicle: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZtCpGvGzIo Best Foreign Film Award - xatu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAOpWkFsEk Best Ending Award - iceice93: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B02yYQD6xI Best Editing Award - PandaMachineProductions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQwBtr8BBmI Best Location Award - Kaitlin!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwb4C_hnmQo Best Animation Award - ikar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGuS0YRQSnk Best Child Performance Award - ninjaN98: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elScsEeBAqI Old Man Award - thechico1979: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRUc3MZ6x9o Creepy Award - ampx14x: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7GCW1u1MYgg WTF Award - nonstoptalker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_PHsxqDdMk A for Effort Award - andr21: http://youtube.com/watch?v=snPBVbTVRzA Jailbait Award - mb_la_bezza: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvHxEOQBU2g Am I Doing This Rite Guise? Award - tear96: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXgdZdOzd3g Coolest Hair Award - ultradude0: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zpn92ics5Ew Overall Winner - Watch the video to find out who the overall winner is, then click their link above! Thank you to everyone who participated, watched, and supported the contest! Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox boxman awards |
User: Austinwoot3 |
boxman my version Tags: smosh boxman austinwoot3 blooper animation improv parody pranks series short film ske oboma Toad the Wet Sprocket |
User: the1secondfilm |
The Box Man stop-motion short film about a man's encounter with a cardboard box. inspired by a Kobo Abe novel. i made this film while i was a student at CalArts. it took forever, as animation often does. I began making The 1 Second Film project around the same time, in part as a way to celebrate the process that can go into making a single second of animation. more of my stuff: http://www.nirvan.com http://www.the1secondfilm.com Tags: stop motion animation nirvan mullick kobo abe charlie musselwhite experimental art short film the1secondfilm.com |
User: cougaryuki |
Team - Boxman The song of Kevin (Wao Youka) and Dolly (Hanafusa Mari) praising their partnership Tags: Takarazuka Wao Yoka Hanafusa Mari Takako Cosmo Soragumi Boxman |
User: colorforyou |
B-Box MAN B-Box MAN Tags: music B-box |
User: sariotte |
EL BOXMAN URUGUAYO Aca tenemos el boxman uruguayo el original jaja Tags: diego sariotte boxman uruguay stj |
User: mtheaded2492 |
BOX MAN me in a box when i was like 10 chasing cars and little kids riding their bikes Tags: box man boxman stupid stunt stunts prank pranks |
User: hupy44 |
Boxman Dance Our first entry to smosh's contest. http://myspace.com/bstudiosproductions Tags: dance box man smosh contest girlfriend christmas basement studios hunter jack fashion music beauty |
User: KaitlinSHS |
Re: Boxman Dance HowTo (+Contest!) Best location winner! BEST LOCATION AWARD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGHyGFsONU kTHANKS! Kaitlin & Taylor's entry. :) We found a way into our school on a Saturday afternoon and got an honorable mention! Thanks for all of the support :D SONGS: Ice Ice Baby Instrumental- Vanilla Tubeit- Reneto Peril- Marty O'Donnell And Michael Salvatori Boxman's Girlfriend- Smosh (duh) I'm a Gangster- Josh Tobin 11h30- Danger Learn more information and post your link to your video here: http://www.smosh.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17641 Learn the Boxman Dance: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4 Honors: #75 - Most Discussed (Today) - Howto & Style - Global #100 - Top Favorites (Today) - Howto & Style #36 - Most Discussed (Today) - Howto & Style #86 - Top Rated (This Week) - Howto & Style #81 - Top Rated (This Week) - Howto & Style #76 - Top Rated (This Week) - Howto & Style #66 - Top Rated (This Week) - Howto & Style #93 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Howto & Style Tags: Smosh Boxman Dance Contest Smosh.com Entry Kaitlin Taylor Win Pwnage school Obama Cardboard That Damn Neighbor |
User: SMOSHKidKris |
BOXMAN Dance! Oh yeah! Dancing in the Gym! I PWN EVERYONE! Tags: BOXMAN GIRLFRIEND SMOSH SMOSHKIDKRIS DANCING GYM SANTIAGO HIGH SCHOOL KRIS EDROSA MAGIC HOW TO BE ASIAN NIGAHIGA |
User: lob4star |
Box Man (Boxing). Box man fights his arch nemesis the fearless fridge box! Tags: Box man boy boxing fight eye of the tiger lob4star sam scott luke aaron gregory Andrew Kennedy alton |
User: aldenp4 |
Smosh Boxman Dance Contest THIS VIDEO SUCKS! Song Used... Boxman Dance Song by: Smosh Tags: boxman dance contest and love lemonade bcuz it gives me fun |
User: Frozensquirrel |
Smosh - Boxman Backmask (Backwards) The popular Boxman from Smosh backwards! Tags: smosh boxman box man songs backmasking backwards reversed backmask the beatles led zeppelin stairway to heaven music |
User: monkeyman17 |
Boxman Coneman ChickenBlastamaaaan! UDEWK Tags: Khory Boxman Coneman Chickenblasta Flamer |
User: attackblow |
Smosh - Boxman Girlfriend - Lyrics ************Lyrics Here*********** There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend? Tags: Smosh Boxman BoxmanGirlfriend BoxmanChirstmas |
User: surfandsun94 |
Boxman Is my Homeboy! A little vid 2 my homeboy, Boxman! WOOOO!!! He's a box, man! so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin' this here rap for your safety so all you kids don't mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all I thought I could get some help on the street I got run over by a fucking Jeep the rest of this mess I will not repeat to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) I woke up in a strange location some dirty bum had an explanation apparently he had no education he turned my body into an abomination he said he found me on the road nearly dead it was necessary he fix my torso and my head he had no human parts so he used a box instead the news was so overwhelming that I fled (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) [yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman? yeah, he used to be a part of my clique yeah, well what about now? I don't know man, he can suck my --] it's hard to live with a body of cardboard you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored but since the accident I've always been ignored I trust one day that my hope will be restored I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree I get so desperate that a cry and I plea I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley if I ever want to travel across the sea I disguise myself as a package and fly for free Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3) Tags: boxman box man haha ha smosh rox rocks my sox socks |
User: Stevmay09 |
Boxman and Boxbro 4: Boxes in Time - Gamplay http://www.freewebs.com/stevmay09/ he above link goes to my website The fourth in the series, Boxman and Boxbro 4: Boxes in time is an unfinished game that will be online in late 2008. Boxman and Boxbro 4 takes you backwards, and forwards in time. the first three levels in the game are tutorial levels. after that, you get to see an awesome story book style cutscene, which i didn't show in the video. i cut it out. the first real level in the game is in rolling thunder's palace of death. You must get to the time machine, and go back in time, to stop him from taking over peptown. but, you accidentally go into the Precambrian era, which was 3 Billion years ago. the only enemies in the precambrian era are small fish, that kill you, and there's a big fish as the boss there are many songs in the video. all of them are custom-made 8-bit remixes of songs in video games. Tags: Boxman and Boxbro Boxes in time gameplay Stevmay09 trailer |
User: NickPunk22342 |
Boxman Dance Contest (For Smosh.com) This is my entry! Hope you enjoy! SMOSH USERNAME: PunkNick Contest Link: http://www.smosh.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=17641 Hopefully you vote for me! (If you do, you are totally awseome!) Sorry about the Glitch thing near the end, my camera does that a lot, I need a new one... HONORS: #17 - Most Discussed (Today) - Howto & Style #26 - Most Viewed (Today) - Howto & Style #72 - Top Favorites (Today) - Howto & Style #39 - Top Rated (Today) - Howto & Style #92 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Howto & Style #81 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Howto & Style Tags: boxman smosh how to dance contest please let me win punknick |
User: walkingfridge81 |
boxman dance this was for the boxman dance competition which ended a couple months ago. we had made it a night before the deadline, but dom's computer couldn't handle all the pictures that were used, so we never finished editing it. so we just now put them on my computer, and i edited myself. Tags: boxman dance stop motion fear before the march of flames devil wears prada colonel sanders |
User: iceice93 |
Smosh Boxman Dance Entry This won the Best Ending Award http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGHyGFsONU Thanks Smosh, and congrats to Nimrod1100 for winning it all....(lucky bastard) Tags: smosh boxman gangster dance |