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Public Service Announcement - Responsibility Well, i figured out how to fix this one. It involves me driving a car and acting like a cunt, and also involves me escaping a school and getting struck by my own car, that I'm driving. Awesome. So that's 3 of the 5 that I was able to fix up and upload, and I would put the effort forth to fix the other two, but from what I remember, one was extremely not funny at all, and one was a real PSA that made sense. so i'd rather not upload those 2, sorry Split =( Tags: garfwog headquarters psa public service announcement vehicular manslaughter responsibility escaped convict |
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The Bum Tragedies (The Story of Arabo) Pt.1 Arabo Bartooti is a bum. A unique bum. A bum with no money. He has no left hand that randomly comes back and then disappears again, and he never seems to notice. It's weird. He's weird. Fuck Arabo. (this video was made to make fun of bums and retards. please post hate comments) Missing credit- narration by Garfwog Tags: garfwog headquarters the bum tragedies arabo bartooti hobo lobster vietnam flute unique |
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Running Wild Well I'm in college now, and I'm majoring in film. Our first project is a chase movie. So here is what I have to offer to the class. im sure you're all sick of the Youtube uploaders telling you to watch the videos in high quality, but.... watch this in high quality. seriously, i just tried watching it in normal and now my eyes are bleeding piss. BTW the first and last song is called Astro-Massive Acid Bath. by ME!!! OMG!!!! (i got my grade back for Running Wild. there were 120 points possible. i got 120 points. HOLY SHIT WOW LOL!!! does this make me awesome? yes.) Tags: garfwog headquarters chase movie fat slide hello kitty musket pink panther jesus built my hotrod ministry |
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Will It Blend? Today that very interesting man will blend water! We made a sequel, it's not as good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCmkGWPfoKY Tags: garfwog headquarters skipper grunch will it blend blender blenders blending blended water ballstec inhale peewee george |
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Danielbeast Parody! (LG15) Yeah this is a parody on Danielbeast, that one male character in the lonelygirl15 series, so if you want to be able to find this in any way amusing, watch the series and find out why Danielbeast is a fucking retard and he's perfect for parody. If you haven't seen the videos, trust me this video will just seem irritating and drawn out and pointless. And if you actually plan on watching the series, stop right when something called the "Hymn of One" is mentioned, and return to your life, because at that point the story just straight up sucks. Before that, yeah, the videos are pretty interesting but you'll see how this video basically sums up Danielbeast. Missing credit: I forgot to credit Skipper Grunch for acting. Tags: garfwog headquarters lonelygirl15 LG15 daniel danielbeast bree gemma gemmers19 jonas jonastko denderah opaphid tachyon |
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The Dave Mustaine Guitar Lesson of the Gods Yeah so I brought this video back. It might get taken back down again at some point, but I really want it back. For those of you who don't know about this video, it offended soooo many people, it was incredible. But you know what, it's just a fucking joke, get over it. Tags: garfwog headquarters dave mustaine megadeth guitar lesson god gods killer riff anal cunt |
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Guitar Tuning! (an old video for Cory) the story behind this dumb video is... Cory is a douchebag who i know and one day he was looking for sites to play him the guitar notes and he failed at it. so i told him i was gonna film myself pressing the notes on my keyboard. he was very confused when he saw it was 4 minutes long. it was more to entertain Cory than to help him tune =) i just found this video again today and decided to put it up on here. it's about 2 months old. Tags: garfwog headquarters tuning guitar keyboard cory tune notes EADGBE |
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Will It Blend 2?? That man is back, and blends great great stuff. (sequels were made to dissapoint, but that's your fault.) 0:55, it's hard to understand, I've been known to mumble, but I said "I just like to drink really bad shit". And the movie is Dead Alive, we got this dumb idea for the sequel after watching that because we're dumb. Oh, and that's Jim Morrison, as if everyone doesn't already know. Tags: garfwog headquarters skipper grunch will it blend blending blender blended pot lid human head dead alive the doors great |
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Marvin Well this WAS called Bulimia Part 2, but i deleted the Bulimia series because I actually was never very happy with the bulimia series except for this one, mostly because of the part where we start bitching at each other. The huge problem with this video is that asshole Joniel, who almost made me consider deleting this one, but fuck it. Tags: garfwog headquarters bulimia part two marvin vomit dancing saliva stomach acid acids asians |
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OWNED by the CLONE When you clone yourself, just remember, your clone might want to make himself the original, and to do that, he has to get rid of you.... This is really fucking old. Like a year old. Well a little less than a year, but it's really old. I've done this video a couple of times, same routine, but every time I did it there was something I didn't like, so I kept taking them down. I just went through my old stock footage and found it and now I'm like what the hell why not upload it. Last video was 5 months ago, don't want to keep you all waiting so long. So here's the video, this was the best out of all of them, still not satisfied but whatever. Tags: garfwog headquarters owned pwned clone double trap lock milk confusing weird |
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Order Oxi-Clean NOW!! You just HAVE to hear about this amazing product again. It fixes the shit you fucked up!! Tags: garfwog headquarters oxi clean oxi-clean billy mays detergent queen $19.95 order now |
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The making of the Suits video We did the entire footage of Suits of a Genuine Variety in one take. As you can tell, Skipper did a pretty bad job, and had horrible ideas lol. Don't watch this it'll waste 9 minutes of your life. And 2 seconds. Don't. Seriously. Tags: garfwog headquarters suits genuine variety gpembd baby rape myspace marketing deal weatherman steve irwin died nice suit |
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Internet Abuse - Instant Messaging (pie) This video is a comment on how much people today abuse the internet. The internet was meant to send information, but some people really do use it just to say "pie" to eachother *COUGHcoryCOUGH*. This is a clip from my friend's video project about the internet. Cory is that guy who isn't me. I look really gay with glasses. That was the point. I don't wear glasses. Cory did a bad job at "thinking". That's completely not my room, my room isn't covered with model magazine pages. My sister is the one who's obsessed with models. Music is "Black Fag" by Crystal Castles. Tags: garfwog headquarters internet abuse abused computer computers instant message messaging AIM IM pie black fag |
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Cybersexing Time Yup, us fucking some internet chicks. So hot, a must-see! (Skipper was the one on the computer, but he didn't say anything) Tags: garfwog headquarters cyber sex flirting with ugly advertisement high school loser |
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The Bum Tragedies (The Story of Arabo) Pt.2 Last time on The Bum Tragedies, Arabo found his beanie, but was knocked out by a lobster. Why? Find out. Or don't, it's not like this episode makes much sense. In fact we went out of our way to not make any sense. It'll make sense soon, so stay tuned. (because of our stupidity to completely forget that Arabo has no left hand, and the fact that Skipper Grunch is left handed, we had to flip the movie horizontally, so the movie is basically an illusion. it was really hard for us to watch this because of how distorted it was) (oh and if you were confused by the whole "closet to bedroom" change not being acknowledged, there's a story behind that, unrelated to the plot, and we'll never reveal it) Tags: garfwog headquarters the bum tragedies arabo bartooti hobo lobster vietnam turkenfarm forensic laboratory science mormon |
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GPEMBD - Suits Of A Genuine Variety This is one of our best songs ever, Suits Of A Genuine Variety. Tags: garfwog headquarters suits genuine variety gpembd baby rape myspace marketing deal weatherman steve irwin died nice suit |
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We Have Technology Adam had a school project on his take on technology. Good or bad. So obviously he chose to make a movie, after "Running Wild"s gigantic success. After viewing the footage, its still undecided whether we're saying technology is good or bad. Which might cause him to fail. Or that can happen easily from the pure fact that we put in a shot of a guy getting his head blown off. Yeah that might be the fucking ticket right there motherfucker. This one received a much smaller budget from Crying Alfred Productions, because they didn't have too much faith in it. The release was a huge hit in the box office of Ms. Hugo's class, who immediately asked to hold on to the original reel for future classic showings in the Hugo Theater. Obviously this is bullshit. I forgot to include something very important to the credits, but I have no time left to put it in now. But stock footage is borrowed from Rambo (2008). Special thanks to Sylvester Stallone for putting forth the effort into releasing that sure fire flop, because it's fucking awesome and totally kicks the asses of Rambo 2 and 3, bitchesssss. Tags: garfwog headquarters crying alfred technology caveman guitar hero rambo music dinosaur skateboard blink 182 SSBB brawl |
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Public Service Announcement - Respect This is the next video. There were actually like 5 videos we made, but huge technical difficulties occured. In the fact that Matt Stroup deleted everything we ever did, and the shit I just happened to have saved onto my flash drive was malformed and complicated. Only these 2 videos were reformatable, so be glad they survived well enough for you to watch them. The other 3 are pretty much fucked. You should've seen our mountains of useless footage, it was all fucking hilarious. None of it survived, Stroup deleted EVERYTHING!! this is all we have left of ourselves =( If I didn't have a bunch of butthurt bitches around me in the editing room, worried about getting in trouble for useless shit, i totally would have wrote "Disrespect: it makes you a cripple." Because that's just what I'd write and you all know that. But instead I had to write "it cripples you", how GAY!! Tags: garfwog headquarters psa public service announcement choncho respect wheelchair cripple handicapped parking bastard |
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Lobster vs. Ninja This is the preview for the next episode of The Bum Tragedies. Music- "Jump Man" by Buckethead http://www.myspace.com/bucketheadofficial Tags: garfwog headquarters the bum tragedies preview lobster ninja street fight mormon church swords arabo turkenfarm |
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Public Service Announcement - Cooperation the story behind this is, we were in a film class, and our teacher wanted to enter videos into a film festival, but he made us do PSA's, because you know, when i think about winning a film festival, the first fucking thing on my mind is making a PSA, right?!?! since we really didn't want to do them, we just decided to make fun of him and turn in absolute trash that still qualified as a PSA. because no matter who you ask to film something for you, they're gonna be monotone, quiet, and give not the slightest hint of effort, and that's exactly what we did. basically it's a parody of PSA's. this one is on cooperation. fucking cooperation!! imagine if we took this shit seriously. fuck. Tags: garfwog headquarters psa public service announcement choncho cooperation mighty fine and dandy |