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Jean-Baptiste Maunier on Stephane Guillon Translation : [The people here are: Stephane Bern (curly haired) is the host of this show, the first man we see in the video is Ariel Wizman and he "co-hosts" the show with Bern, Stephane Guillon the man all the celebrities hate ;) and the guest JB maunier. AW:... He was trained with the German army, it's Stephene Guillon! SB: Mr. Stephane Guillon! How are you? SG: Very well. SB: Whose portrait are you going to make tonight? SG: Wot the UMP Deputy because I was asked to leave them alone to have a big one soon... SB: Hohohohoho ( he is famous for his laughter in France ) GUEST: We're too kind, this is not cool. SG: We're 'taming' them... SB: You mean he's a small fish and the big fish you're waiting for is Sarkosy (French president)? SG: Sarkosy or mmm what's his name, the one with a hump? [general laughter] SB: Anyway we can attack his ideas but we can't attack people in public (sound is off, so not a perfect translation.) AW: But we're not obliged to have Quasimodo as prime minister... SB: Oh no wait, it's too mean, look we can present a show being ugly so... so that's not a reason... WOMAN GUEST: Oh no Stephane you're not ugly! SG: No you're not ugly (he arranges his hair) it's better now, isn't it? SB: Yeah yeah. SG: It holds well we almost see nothing (not too sure of this sentence either.) SB: Nooo ahahahaha! So I asked you a question, whose portrait are you going make tonight? SG: Jean-Baptiste. JBM: I think so... SG: Jean-Baptiste, Jean-Baptiste... SB: He survived Mylene Farmer (strange but extremely successful french singer) , he will survive you. SG: Hahaha poor guy... JB, I made my paper about you, it's good to destroy a kid, it makes it popular. Did you see Guillon, he exploded on a 15 year old kid, last year it was Priscilla, just 14 (young singer), and when it's not kids, he attacks the old; Mr orlando, 87, the bastard! Last year, I didn't want to destroy you Jean-Bap'; too fresh, but since sometimes ,you 'make the handsome' (french expression) in magazines, and I saw you at the Cesars ceremony (like the Academy Awards in France), the Academy awards ceremony, at the "restos du coeur" (a French fund-raising concert for the poor.), I told myself that's good, he's 'ripe'! Star child, we must react very fast, if we do nothing now, you're going to end like Brigitte Faucet ! Yeah I'm scaring you, I'm doing it on purpose!... A kid at the restos du coeur, I know he became friends with Mimi Mathy (a female "little person" who is a comedian.) but... do only charity things: a CD for the tsunami, a movie with Annie Girardot (old french actess), it must be for the "canicule" (a summer where it was so hot that thousands of old people died), plus you leave your schoolwork behind. "JB missed classes and his marks are suffering from it", said daddy in Gala (french magazine)," JB, you know what I think about your school results?" "No, dad" "Then buy Gala, it's in there !"... JB, you were born at Brignol in December 1990, you love skate bording, biking, Harry Potter and Kyo (French rock band), that's your mistake, it'll pass! You posses two mygales. Next time you go to the restos du coeur, put one in Lorie's knickers (stupid french singer)! You're old enough to do it and it will please me! JB superstar, when he leaves concerts he's obliged to wear a hood. Beware the similarities: you started very young, you wear a hood, you don't sleep in a oxygen chamber, if Liz Taylor invites you, refuse it! Ok Bambi? A short glory, soon your voice will change, isn't it terrible? Amanda Lear (actress with a weird voice) was part of a chorus! When she began shaving it was all over! SB: Oh no! Oh no! She did nothing to you! SG: Yeah she did nothin to me, you can't say that!..... So a polemic, a polemic around the magic of Les choristes, the children of the chorus of Saint Marc want to be paid! 9 milloin entries to the theaters ,1.5 million CDs sold and they want their part of it! 50 euros (about 40 dollars) each concert, isn't it enough for those little bastards?!! They say that as singers, they have the right to get between 8 and 10% of the sells, wait, when you're 12, go to TV shows and shake hands with Mechel Drucker (host) are the most beautiful rewards! Jacques Perrin, the producer is indignified, he's right: no duck on "Le peuple migrateur" asked to be paid! And it was the same for the march of the penguins, they didn't ask for anything! Shaking hands was difficult! No I hope, JB, that the magic of Les choristes isn't broken, Telerama (a television magazine that wrote about him) wouldn't survive it! Ok, goodbye! SB: so JB? JBM: I was waiting on worse, it was good... (thank you to saiyajingirlZ for the translation, I edited it just a bit.) Tags: jean-baptiste maunier clémence saint-preux stephane guillon 2005 jb jebi jean-bapt clem concerto pour deux voix |
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Stéphane Guillon se fache Stéphane Guillon se fache chez morandini Tags: Morandini Stéphane Guillon |
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Stephane Guillon - La Vie D'une Femme plus drole et plus vrai que ça..tu meurs ^^ Tags: one man show |
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Stephane guillon Patrick Timsit 20h10 pétantes Stephane guillon se lache sur Patrick Timsit Tags: Stephane guillon Patrick timsit 20H10 petantes |
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Stephane Rousseau sur le plateau d'On n'est pas couché Stephane Rousseau sur le plateau de Laurent Ruquier avec Stephane Guillon Tags: Stephane rousseau laurent ruquier emission juste pour rire |
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Stephane Guillon et les musulmans : Tags: Guillon islam attentat politique terroristes |
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Stephane Guillon Richard Clayderman filtre à connerie de onp Better and more that jcpiano... mejor y mucho mejor, de mas exelencia que el idiota jcpiano... Tags: |
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Eric Guillon : communication et DD Eric Guillon, président d'Eco-Emballages et du Comité 21 s'interroge sur communication et DD Tags: développement durable Communication Eco Emballages comité 21 |
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APERTURA 06 - INDEPENDIENTE X EL COLO DE GUILLON LOS MEJORES MOMENTOS Y TODOS LOS GOLES DEL APERTURA 06 DEL CLUB ATLETICO INDEPENDIENTE COMPILADA POR EL COLO DE GUILLON PARA DIABOLICOS.COM.AR Tags: EL COLO DE GUILLON APERTURA 06 INDEPENDIENTE |
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Stéphane Guillon - La télévision Un sketche tiré du spectacle de stéphane guillon au palais des glaces. Tags: stéphane guillon sketche la télévision one man show humour hilarant drole fun spectacle 20h10 pétante. |
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Stéphane Guillon - Mamie Un sketche tiré du spectacle de stéphane guillon au palais des glaces. Tags: stéphane guillon sketche la télévision one man show humour hilarant drole fun spectacle 20h10 pétante |
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L'Entretien d'Embauche / Bruno Guillon et Camille 2eme Teaser de l'émission de Bruno Guillon et Camille qui seront sur Virgin Radio à partir du 1er septembre à 17h... Soyez au rendez-vous... http://www.virginradio.fr/musique/videos/Bruno-Guillon-Camille Tags: bruno guillon camille virgin radio secret story teaser extrait entretien embauche |
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CARRIERE GRANDE CRAIE GUILLON ROSA-EUROVIA-VINCI REMISE EN L' ETAT APRES EXPLOITATION CARRIERE GRANDE CRAIE GUILLON ROSA-EUROVIA-VINCI MEDAILLES DE L' ENVIRONEMENT ET DU DEVELOPPEMENT DURABLE Tags: VINCI EUROVIA ROSA GUILLON AVALLON CARRIERES |
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Extrait de Culture8 avec Stéphane Guillon il parle de son one man show, de ses débuts avec l'humour à fleur de peau... Tags: |
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Guillon Leo Cyril - Le Port d'Amsterdam Petit trip sur du jaques brell, avec 5grammes dans chaques bras :p Tags: jaques brell guillon dans le port d'amsterdam amsterdam ciryl leo machilly eisen lol mdr connerie clip |
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Mathieu Guillon en 2007 - 1 Photos de Mathieu Guillon en 2007 Tags: mathieu guillon 2007 photo toro corrida novillada picador pilipé florencio florent 17 figura novillero rouge or montois |
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Festival por la memoria en Luis Guillon - Movil KerMaraK Bajalo desde http://kermarak.org.ar Festival Homenaje en Luis Guillon. Tocaron: Lagrimas de sangre, La Huella, Emociones Perdidas, Sangre y Tierra, y Los Nadies. Voces: MDT 1ro de Mayo y musicos de las bandas. A 32 años del Golpe Genocida. 30.000 compañeros detenidos-desaparecidos Presentes! Movil KerMaraK en el Canal 4 Dario y Maxi. Tags: Movil KerMaraK canal dario maxi tv comunitaria festival memoria luis guillon |
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Stephane Guillon - Le père martyre Le rire est satanique, il est donc profondément humain. Charles Baudelaire Tags: Stephane Guillon one man show spectacle |
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Mathieu Guillon à Villeneuve Mathieu Guillon coupe deux oreilles à VIlleneuve-de-Marsan (Landes ; 40) Tags: mathieu guillon villeneuve de marsan photo video figura oreille novillada sans picador banderille erale novillo sublime |
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Guillon Sketche Dictionnaire des Nom Propre Sketch de Stephane Guillon Tags: Stephane Guillon Humour Sketch Parody Video Blog Stand-up Short Film Series Spoof Animation Blooper Improv Pranks nom propre noms propres |
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Bruno Guillon photos sous musique un defile de photos de notre ami bruno guillon Tags: bruno guillon 69 nrj animateur photos homage |
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Stéphane Guillon youtube Sketch de Stéphane Guillon Tags: Stephane Guillon Humour Sketch Parody Video Blog Stand-up Short Film Series Spoof Animation Blooper Improv Pranks |