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Worst Video Games Ever - ET Here is yet another "Worst Games on the Face of the Earth" episode. This game, by far, has to be one of the worst, if not the worst, game ever made. Tags: ET game games E.T. videogames atari 2600 review worst funny humor hilarious extra terrestrial klaq klaq2k |
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Worst Games Ever - Bebe's Kids & Raiders of the Lost Ark I decided to do a double feature this time, I'm reviewing "Bebe's Kids" for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) and Indiana Jones - "Raiders of the Lost Ark" for the Atari 2600. These games are both big wrecks...I don't know how they were ever made. I'd rather vomit on my carpet then play these games again. Just watch. Oh and don't you like the black screen preview window that Youtube gave me? Tags: indiana jones raiders the lost ark bebe bebe's kids SNES super nintendo atari 2600 worst games ever klaq2k klaq earth |
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Star Wars - Empire at War: Super Star Destroyer I decided to take some gameplay footage of the PC game "Star Wars - Empire at War - Forces of Corruption" expansion. In this video you'll see me using the "Super Star Destroyer" against a small Consortium fleet. I was in the middle of playing a "Galactic Conquest" and am on the verge of victory...so for fun, why not take some footage. I find this game very well done...there are a few glitches from time to time but it's still entertaining. I'll be uploading more footage soon. Tags: Star Wars Super Destroyer Empire Forces Corruption klaq klaq2k video game lucasarts darth vader gameplay space battle |
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Worst Video Games Ever - Platoon Platoon for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) is a game based upon the movie "Platoon". This game clearly does no justice to the movie and is an incoherent wad of crap. That's me being professional about it. I can't say this is the worst game ever, but it's definitely one of them. Tags: platoon movie vietnam videogames game nintendo NES worst terrible bad funny series klaq klaq2k review video canada |
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Classic Games - Alleycat (1985) "Alleycat" created by Bill Williams in 1985. Now, I know this game from playing it on my old Atari XL/XE. I used to play this game like crazy when I was little and it's amazing that I can replay this game again via emulator. This game, back then, must have taken quite a bit of effort to create and it shows. Have a look at a quality Atari game back in the day. Tags: alley cat 1985 atari classic games klaq klaq2k XL/XE video vintage retro review canada canadian old |
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Worst Video Games Ever - Family Feud Family Feud for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) was actually not too bad...until you play it for a 2nd time. Sometimes you can type in a random word and it'll be correct. It seems to drag on when you have to pick letter by letter...by letter...by...ugh. And the music...dear lord, get it away! Tags: Family Feud SNES Super Nintendo videogames games gameshow funny boring review why worst klaq klaq2k |
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Worst Video Games Ever - Robin Hood In this episode, I review "Robin Hood" from the Atari XL/XE. I used to play this game as a kid and it was fun back then...just watch how terrible it is in today's standards. Tags: robin hood video games game atari XL/XE XL XE funny worst face earth videogames klaq klaq2k |
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Star League Baseball I was looking through some old games online at www.lemon64.com when I came across "Star League Baseball" for the Commodore 64 & Atari XE/XL. I used to play this game all the time as a kid (like 5 or 6 years old). So I thought, "what the hell, I'll just play it again and record it at the same time". I'm the blue team by the way. Tags: star league baseball commodore atari video games klaq klaq2k canada canadian classic retro 80's |
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Final Fantasy Tactics - Cloud's Story In this sketch you'll see a series of FFT storyline videos in regards to getting Cloud. Cloud seems to be quite the popular character who originated from the Sony Playstation 1 (or PSone) game: Final Fantasy 7. He's become so popular in fact that, not only does he make a cameo in FFT but he also stars in some other games like Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2. They also made a computer generated movie based on the FF7 game recently. Anyway, this sketch again will show you the storyline videos you'd receive in the process of getting Cloud. There is a mistake in this video though...during one of the battle scenes you'll notice I'm using Cloud before I should even have him. I used a hack which allows me to do that...and I didn't realize that mistake until after I completed the video and it's too late to go back and do that battle again. So just ignore that portion and pretend he's not there yet. ;) Tags: Final Fantasy Tactics FFT FF7 seven klaq klaq2k RPG Cloud story PS1 PSone playstation sony |
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Battlefield 1942 - Rocket Powered Jeep - Part 2 Refer to Part 1 for a full description. Tags: battlefield 1942 rocket powered jeep klaq klaq2k canada canadian video games computer wwII world war two CTF |
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Indian Television As some of you may know, I just made a recent trip to India to visit my wife's family. Up there in India, I got to witness quite a few interesting things. Some things I'll never forget, like their taste in television programming. Now television was a very short portion of what my trip was like but I'd like to start with this. So this skit will give you a taste of India...a very small taste but enjoy either way. All the tv programs you're about to see were recorded within the same hour but different channels. I was sick that day...so I had nothing better to do but record the tv. Tags: tv television india programs funny singing dancing weird klaq klaq2k canada canadian trip odd pune poona |
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Spore - Creature Creator Trial Spore is a new game due to come out in September 2008 and at the moment, they have released a "Creature Creator" demo for people to fool around with. In this video, you'll just see me experimenting with creating creatures in the trial version of the creator. It's nothing elaborate, it's just to give you a brief idea on how this game looks and works. The Creature Creator portion of the game is only the beginning...read up more on www.spore.com. Tags: spore creature creator trial demo klaq2k electronic arts |
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Star Wars - Empire at War: Gameplay This is more basic gameplay from Empire at War - Forces of Corruption. In this video I'm taking on the last of the Consortium fleet (some cargo freighters, fighter squadrons and transport ships). Though the fight was unfair (for them) I still found it entertaining to watch them get pummeled. Tags: star wars forces corruption klaq klaq2k space battle empire consortium tie fighters gameplay video game |
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Demented Just as the title says...this claymation is demented...like the rest of them. As you can tell, I was really bored when I made all of these and I didn't do the greatest job. But you have to realize, I'm doing this from scratch, using nothing but clay pieces push together to form characters. Once you move the clay around enough, it starts to fall apart or mush together to the point where the character you're trying to animate just becomes a blob. Again it's just for fun. This skit is about a guy who finds a video camera lying around so he decides to play with it. The owner of the camera then comes around and warns the guy not to touch his stuff. No heads ripped off here lol. Tags: claymation clay klaq klaq2k animation demented weird funny dumb odd stupid yelling budget |
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Killer Cat 3 This feature stars my old cat "Mac". He past away back in 2005 due to a cancerous infection on his nose. You may have seen him in a few other older skits too. Anyway, in this skit, Mac passes off as such a friendly cat to everyone except for one man named "Steve". Have a look. Tags: killer cat three mac klaq klaq2k kitty funny stupid animals canada canadian weird |
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Worst Video Games Ever - Drakkhen Drakkhen for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) has to be one of the worst games ever made...I played it for only 10 minutes before I was bored out of my mind. Just have a look at the video...the severed Panther Head with laser beams shooting out of its eyes is the best. Tags: drakkhen SNES nintendo games videogames RPG funny worst dumb stupid review useless weird klaq klaq2k |
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Live Food Killer This is a short skit/movie we made quite some time ago. It's also my very first full editting attempt. It's about a man who wears a storm trooper helmet and who is strangely obsessed with a talking apple named "Macintosh" (yes, it's supposed to be lame). The quality of this particular movie is not very good...it's missing some audio, the story line is left a little unexplained and some scenes are missing but the main plot and point are easy to figure out. It's a comedy and the outcome is quite hilarious. Tags: live food killer klaq klaq2k funny canada canadian storm trooper apple macintosh fruit weird dumb short film skit |
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Gimli vs. Gollum Part 2 of the "Gimli vs." Series. Gimli takes on Gollum in an epic battle against time...whatever that means. Actually, it's just two wind-up toys in weird positions. Have a look. Tags: Gollum Gimli LOTR Lord Rings movies toys animation funny vs klaq klaq2k dumb |
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Worst Video Games Ever - Pitfighter Pitfigher for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) was a total mess. The arcade version I loved, but the SNES version...what a waste. You get one life, no continues, just watch it... Tags: pitfighter SNES nintendo super arcade videogames games funny dumb stupid boring worst fight terrible klaq klaq2k |
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Psycho Nerd This skit portrays a nerd that was bullied constantly to the breaking point. He snaps, puts on a mask and casts out his revenge on the bullies. Tags: bully bullied psycho nerd loser funny weird strange comedy humor jason revenge bullies stupid klaq klaq2k |
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Gimli vs. Ravioli The 3rd and final epic battle has arrived. Gimili squares off against my last can of Ravioli because it gives me heartburn and I can't eat that crap anymore. Also, I can't make more episodes since I lost the wind-up Gimli toy. Enjoy. Tags: Gimli ravioli LOTR lord rings Chefboyardee chef toys animation funny klaq klaq2k stupid weird series dwarf |
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Worst Video Games Ever - Transformers Transformers for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) was not a favorite for me. My first impression, well let's just say, "what a load of crap". Have a look at how terrible this game is. Tags: transformers NES nintendo games videogames action funny worst dumb stupid review useless weird klaq klaq2k |
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Crackhead Steve - Smokey In this episode, Steve thinks his cat is communicating with him via telepathy. Like past episodes, Steve goes crazy and tries to kill his friend. Tags: crackhead crack head steve cat funny weird goofy crazy humor comedy drugs klaq klaq2k |
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Final Fantasy Tactics - Battle at Germinas Peak This was purely done for fun. Final Fantasy Tactics is still one of the best games of all time, in my opinion. I can replay this game over and over and still have just as much fun as I did the first time. In this segment, I play out the battle at "Germinas Peak". No hacking was involved EXCEPT money and having "Cloud" (from FF7) on my team since the beginning of the game. I used a memory card editor called "FFTedit" designed by "Alan Morris". Fantastic little utility that allows you to play around with FFT in nearly every way (regarding character specifications, etc.) So for fun, again, I decided to START the game with "Cloud" rather than have him on level one at the END of the game (which sucks, trust me). There is a little bit of lag during the recording but not much. Have a look. Tags: FFT final fantasy tactics cloud strife klaq klaq2k FF7 battle germinas peak RPG video games PS1 PSone Playstation Sony |
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Death Warrant This is a skit about me and my friends watching the Jean Claude Van Damme Movie "Death Warrant". Now, for anyone that hasn't seen it and is a Van Damme fan, you gotta see this movie. I think it's frigin dumb yet good some how. This movie brought some good times and made me laugh hard...have a look. Tags: jean claude van damme death warrant klaq klaq2k movie fighting funny canada canadian dumb bad martial arts |