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The Onion: Californians Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition Residents took part in rituals like picking through the charred remains of their homes and feigning shock that this could happen to them. Tags: comedy funny onion satire fake news wildfire california celebrities |
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Tags: comedy funny satire fake news election voting barack obama john mccain politics |
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Tags: comedy funny miley cyrus Start All Over Official Video hannah montana onion fake news parody satire |
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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: robots technology power government 1984 onion |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Tags: comedy funny satire fake news death penalty supreme court justice badass law capital punishment |
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The onion Movie Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Tags: The onion movie |
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The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: satire fake news comedy onion john mccain barack obama hillary clinton election |
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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy satire fake news blockbuster video renting movies trailers |
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: onion satire news fake comedy 9/11 conspiracy theory world trade center al qaeda bush cheney |
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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: animals science wildlife onion |
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The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: official iron man theatrical trailer robert downey jr. onion comedy funny satire fake news |
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The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news children healthcare barack obama john mccain election doctor family |
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The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: iraq war george bush cheney army military onion |
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The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Tags: comedy funny onion satire fake news dominos pizza food fast |
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The Onion: Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti Important news out of Haiti's capital today. The Onion's Don Abrams reports live. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Tags: international haiti news the onion |
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The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news world war japanese internment camps onion ken burns |
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The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news high school drama club acting tony awards theater |
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The Onion: Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at some of her most significant waving moments. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: queen elizabeth royalty england onion royal family london |
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The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet' Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news diet weight loss skinny My Anorexic Story |
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The Onion: The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap? 'In The Know' panelists discuss whether our athletes will be able to escape the bamboo cages the Chinese government will try to imprison them in. Tags: comedy funny satire onion fake news china olympics games sports |
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The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: election 2008 the onion voting machines |
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Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November. Tags: politics election 2008 barack obama john mccain president onion satire |
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The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat' Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: gays news the onion don't ask tell military |
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The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: satire fake news comedy onion drunk drinking college parties wasted |
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