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The Sketchies Gold! Sketchies2: http://www.youtube.com/sketchies2 The Suspense Is Almost Unbearable...but not quite. ;) Watch, rate, subscribe, vote: Poykpac: http://www.youtube.com/p0ykpac Thosearentmuskets http://www.youtube.com/thosearentmuskets Waverly Films http://www.youtube.com/waverlyflams Hopefully one of them wins and the losers get better looking... Tags: thehill88 p0ykpac waverlyflams thosearentmuskets sketchies two comedy sketch parody contest toyota funny good looking |
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CHOPS: The Trailer (Sketchies 2 Finalist) http://www.thosearentmuskets.com Sometimes you just have to grow them out. SPECIAL THANKS: This was the most complex project we've ever put together, and we couldn't have done it without the talents and time of a number of very generous people. We'd like to thank them for their hard work. If you laugh at this, it's because of them. CAST AND CREW: CHOPS...David Swaim FRIEND...Lara Pickle RUSSIAN...Brian Kelly THUGS...Brett Rader, Ryan Rickets, and Dan Rubiano VILLAIN...Michael Swaim MOM...Heather Pauley AGENT 1...Nathan Turner TED...Matt Barrs SHEENA...Brittany Candau AGENT 2...Baily Hopkins DAUGHTERS...Ariana and Aneissa TORTURER...Dan Shapiro AGENT 3...Spencer Howard DAD...Dylan Seaton TEAM LEADER...Abe Epperson COOL GUY...Jonathan Hicken KEY GRIP/BEST BOY/HELPER...James Bak GUY WITH GUNS...Nathan Turner FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHER...Cheetah Platt LOCATION HELP...Ryan Severance, Dylan Seaton, Matt Barrs, John Hicken EXTRAS COORDINATOR...Ryan T. Ricketts All music by Abe Epperson. http://thosearentmuskets.com Tags: those aren't muskets chops action movie spoof trailer sketch |
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Damn You, Batman Commissioner Gordon has some harsh words for The Batman. Tags: those aren't arent muskets spoof sketch batman dark knight christian bale gary oldman gordon gotham |
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My Anti-Drug A man seeking marijuana calls his dealer only to find an anti-drug. http://www.thosearentmuskets.com Tags: sketch spoof drug comedy those arent aren't muskets marijuana weed anti |
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Emo Song If you don't watch this video, we will cut ourselves. audio: http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2008/03/cheer-up-musket-kids.html Lyrics: Last night, I had the saddest dream You said that we weren't meant to be I woke up alone, and I knew it was true I'm calling to tell you what you made me do I had to cut myself To make the pain leave And I'll do it again Unless you go out with me Cut myself Baby Six months later, and we're still together But I can't help thinking things used to be better I remember all those afternoons when you dried my tears Before you said you were dating me just because of your fears That I would cut myself But seriously I'm going to cut myself Unless you say you love me Cut myself Cut myself Feel guilty Now we watch TV and you snuggle in my hoody Suddenly I realize I've sprung a monster woody I know that you're tired from cooking my spaghetti But if I don't get release soon I just might be ready To cut myself I'll do it again I'm going to bleed on your shit Unless you make like the wind And blow me Oh, I don't want to cut myself but you make me sad You should know that when I cut myself it hurts really bad Just like it hurts when I don't get me nachos Go get me some nachos Or I'll cut myself Cut myself Cut myself Because that's how I roll As long as I've got blood and angst I've got full control I mean it this time, the razor's right here Although I may feel better if I get a cold beer Who knows? Tags: Those aren't arent muskets emo song music video I'll cut myself spoof parody funny sketch |
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Super Smash Brothers Theatre Created by Thosearentmuskets Falco confronts Star Fox about the tragic death of Slippy Toad. Tags: machinima animation game movies comedy super smash brothers melee brawl nintendo gamecube wii |
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Super Smash Brothers Theatre - Producer's Picks - Khail A fantastic Super Smash Brothers machinima that deserves to have more follow in its footsteps. Check out their site at: www.thosearentmuskets.com Tags: producers picks machinima animation games videos movies super smash brothers theatre those arent muskets |
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The Real Youtubers- DOING IT UP!! Make sure you COMMENT, RATE AND SUB! Just some clips and photos I took last weekend with a bunch of famous famous youtubers! Just thought I would share! Tags: hughsnews thewinekone katers17 thehill88 POYKPAC communitychannel smpfilms thosearentmuskets |
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Funny: Star Trek Gangsta Rap Yes, I jacked it. Originally posted by: ThoseArentMuskets "THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (IS GETTING P.U.S.S.Y. TONIGHT)" SPOKEN: Yo yo yo, this the Prime Directive. Rule number one: you can't break me. Galaxy Class over here, 'cause I'm top of the line. CHORUS: The U.S.S. Enterprise Is getting P.U.S.S.Y. tonight So shake that ass, 'cause fornication Is the only way to make The Next Generation P.D.: Let me introduce you to my crew The horny-ass men and women of the U. S.S.E.N.T.E.R.-prise On a continuing mission to spread them thighs There's Geordi Laforge with his prying eyes Getting X-ray shots of your naughty side Down below he's growing twice the size Because the ladies make his warp drive energize And as for Q he'll make you cum So loud you'll wake the whole continuum But girl you know when he's done getting with you He's going to bounce like Doctor Crusher in season two G.C.: I said Enter-P.R.I.S.E. Let me tell you about my boy, his name's Wesley Going to be in Starfleet Academy But tonight he's getting crunk with yours truly So we bust on down to the Forward Ten Wes knows the bouncer and we get right in We're knocking back shots of Cardassian gin When up comes a fine-ass Romulan When it comes to booty-shaking, girl's got a gift 'Cause she raised that ass like a turbolift But yo, we ditched her face down in the mud Because Wesley had his eyes on Ashley Judd P.D.: Me? I wound up on the holodeck She's got a virtual booty that I'm ready to wreck ("Enter when ready") Her program always does the trick You know I leave the holodeck with a hollow dick Yeah she sucks on my nuts till the whole thing's empty Then I go cruising in a 64 Bently CHORUS G.C.: Whorf used to be on the block selling rock Now while you're in your stateroom jerking in a sock He's got that Ferengi pussy on lock Yeah he's balls deep and he's yelling "Kaplach!" P.D.: He used to have trouble picking up bitches Till he learned they love them forehead ridges Now whenever he wants to cream He just pulls in pussy like a tractor beam G.C.: Yo but don't forget about Counselor Troy That Betazoid will leave your dick destroyed And don't you bother screaming or squealing 'Cause she knows exactly how you're feeling P.D.: Data's the android Who'll fill your void He's a mechanical man with a robot cock Knock on your G-spot like he was Sherlock, Holmes G.C.: Ain't nothing like him in space or on Earth Got a digital dick of alarming girth He's the only man to please Tasha Yar's poon My boy Data, son of Soong Tasha died but he don't sweat lost tooshie He just replaced her with another fine pussy BREAKDOWN: Who's going to rock a robotic cock? Data's going to rock a robotic cock I said who's going to rock that hydraulic cock? Data's going to rock a hydraulic cock 'Cause he can time his nuts like a digital clock "I am fully functional" Now open wide shorty and hold real still My phaser's 'bout to fire and it's set to kill CHORUS P.D.: Captain Picard Loves to get his dick hard His bald head will make you sweat 'Cause he's a French motherfucker with a tasty baguette And when he's not sipping tea at a Parisian café He's busy banging booty every night and all day ("Proceed") But homie don't play, he don't want no snog Girl you got a stardate with the captain's log ("Engage") G.C.: Now Picard's a man whose dick is large But when he's not on the bridge then Riker's in charge He's the playa of the minute and I'll tell you son When it comes to busting pussy Riker's "number one" P.D.: And if you shake your rear quarters especially fine He just might make you hit warp 69 But if Jean-Luc busts in don't you fear He's only here to take you past the final frontier G.C.: Now that's a double team of the highest order Bubble booty bouncing in the captain's quarters They got a young Romulan dripping buckets When she sees their junk she says "those aren't muskets!" Riker pulls out and says he's ready to blow Like a pimp Picard says "ma-ma-make it so" Then J.L.P.'s out, he's got shit to do Peeping the ruins on Calder II BOTH: And that's how it rolls under J.L.P. The Crushers, Beverly and Wesley Whorf and Riker and my man Geordi Q, Data, Troy and yeah, Whoopi And the Enterprise D And for three films E Welcome to the motherfucking T.N.G. Tags: star trek rap those aren't arent muskets wars next generation picard kirk troy geordi whoopi goldberg wh |
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Cloverfield Was His Life Cracked Blogger Michael Swaim died last night, but this mysterious tape was found at his apartment. www.cracked.com/blog www.thosearentmuskets.com Tags: michael swaim those arent muskets cracked blog sketch cloverfield spoof |
User: pots5jak |
Andrew Calhoun - Buffalo written and sung by Andrew Calhoun, on "Where Blue Meets Blue" CD, 1999. video courtesy of thosearentmuskets.com, from Mike & Abe's in San Diego, 4/6/2008 Tags: Folk singer-songwriter |
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Andrew Calhoun - Folksingers are Boring written & sung by Andrew Calhoun from Mike & Abe in San Diego, 4/6/2008, courtesy of thosearentmuskets.com www.andrewcalhoun.com Song is on Phoenix Envy CD, www.waterbug.com Tags: Folk comedy songs |
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Andrew Calhoun - The Scyther The Scyther, written & sung by Andrew Calhoun, on CD: Tiger Tattoo (http://www.waterbug.com), courtesy of ThoseArentMuskets from Mike & Abe's house concert in San Diego, 4/6/2008 Guitar tuning is FADGBE Tags: Folk singer-songwriter |
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Moon and Sea - Andrew Calhoun Song evoking scenes on Matinicus Island, Maine, written and sung by Chicago singer-songwriter Andrew Calhoun, San Diego house concert at Mike & Abe's, courtesy of thosearentmuskets.com 4/6/2008 Tags: Folk |
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Andrew Calhoun - Boy of the Woods Written and sung by Andrew Calhoun, unreleased song written in 2000. video courtesy of thosearentmuskets.com from Mike & Abe's living room, San Diego, 4/6/2008. The song is set in Long Branch, New Jersey. It's about death! Tags: Folk |
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Andrew Calhoun - Four and Twenty Elders traditional Spiritual. from Mike & Abe's living room in San Diego, production courtesy of Thosearentmuskets.com Tags: Folk Religious |
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Lost John Texas prison escape ballad, arranged & adapted by Andrew Calhoun, from San Diego house concert at Mike & Abe's, 4/6/2008, video courtesy of thosearentmuskets.com Tags: Folk |
User: chaseemery |
To Oreo, Love Milk - Oreo Moments Contest Submission To vote for this video in the Oreo Moments Contest, visit www.youtube.com/Oreo Alright, so I made it in the top ten for the Oreo Moments contest, but I need your help to get me to the top so I can be featured on the front page of Youtube for a day! Here's all I need from you: Go to YouTube.com/Oreo and vote for my video "To Oreo, Love Milk" then tell your friends to do the same, if you don't have friends then go outside and tell strangers about this song, BOOM instant friends. :) See, you scratch my back and I will scratch yours. Thanks, you know I love you. Sincerely, Chase Emery Lyrics: It gets so cold and lonely stuck here in the fridge But in my dreams the door opens and it's you and me dippin' it So tell me Oreo Let's make a story-o Just one glass, is all I ask So tell me Oreo Am I in your heart or no? You've got me till my expiration date I've heard all these stories about you from brownie I think he's a bit jealous Because we all know you're money So tell me Oreo Let's make a story-o Just one glass, is all I ask So tell me Oreo Am I in your heart or no? You've got me till my expiration date You play so hard to get with your rough exterior But you've got a sweet interior So tell me Oreo Let's make a story-o Just one glass, is all I ask So tell me Oreo Am I in your heart or no? You've got me till my expiration date September 28th --------------- oreo moments contest winners Tags: chase emery chaseemery oreo cookie oreos moment contest winners moments winner milk song music video submission love nalts cow's have mgm mgm's mysteryguitarman after school thosearentmuskets ijustine perfect separation an akward cadegoestocollege pogobat rap cinemafreaks dylan's couch episode 22 fire fire! brock has mcgoiter long distance daisytree1 dan brown world's favorite |
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Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class) Resistance is futile. All beats will be assimilated. [Warning: lyrics NSFW] .mp3: http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2008/06/space-tunes-ready-for-some-serious.html ----- "THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (IS GETTING P.U.S.S.Y. TONIGHT)" SPOKEN: Yo yo yo, this the Prime Directive. Rule number one: you can't break me. Galaxy Class over here, 'cause I'm top of the line. CHORUS: The U.S.S. Enterprise Is getting P.U.S.S.Y. tonight So shake that ass, 'cause fornication Is the only way to make The Next Generation P.D.: Let me introduce you to my crew The horny-ass men and women of the U. S.S.E.N.T.E.R.-prise On a continuing mission to spread them thighs There's Geordi Laforge with his prying eyes Getting X-ray shots of your naughty side Down below he's growing twice the size Because the ladies make his warp drive energize And as for Q he'll make you cum So loud you'll wake the whole continuum But girl you know when he's done getting with you He's going to bounce like Doctor Crusher in season two G.C.: I said Enter-P.R.I.S.E. Let me tell you about my boy, his name's Wesley Going to be in Starfleet Academy But tonight he's getting crunk with yours truly So we bust on down to the Forward Ten Wes knows the bouncer and we get right in We're knocking back shots of Cardassian gin When up comes a fine-ass Romulan When it comes to booty-shaking, girl's got a gift 'Cause she raised that ass like a turbolift But yo, we ditched her face down in the mud Because Wesley had his eyes on Ashley Judd P.D.: Me? I wound up on the holodeck She's got a virtual booty that I'm ready to wreck ("Enter when ready") Her program always does the trick You know I leave the holodeck with a hollow dick Yeah she sucks on my nuts till the whole thing's empty Then I go cruising in a 64 Bently CHORUS G.C.: Whorf used to be on the block selling rock Now while you're in your stateroom jerking in a sock He's got that Ferengi pussy on lock Yeah he's balls deep and he's yelling "Kaplach!" P.D.: He used to have trouble picking up bitches Till he learned they love them forehead ridges Now whenever he wants to cream He just pulls in pussy like a tractor beam G.C.: Yo but don't forget about Counselor Troy That Betazoid will leave your dick destroyed And don't you bother screaming or squealing 'Cause she knows exactly how you're feeling P.D.: Data's the android Who'll fill your void He's a mechanical man with a robot cock Knock on your G-spot like he was Sherlock, Holmes G.C.: Ain't nothing like him in space or on Earth Got a digital dick of alarming girth He's the only man to please Tasha Yar's poon My boy Data, son of Soong Tasha died but he don't sweat lost tooshie He just replaced her with another fine pussy BREAKDOWN: Who's going to rock a robotic cock? Data's going to rock a robotic cock I said who's going to rock that hydraulic cock? Data's going to rock a hydraulic cock 'Cause he can time his nuts like a digital clock "I am fully functional" Now open wide shorty and hold real still My phaser's 'bout to fire and it's set to kill CHORUS P.D.: Captain Picard Loves to get his dick hard His bald head will make you sweat 'Cause he's a French motherfucker with a tasty baguette And when he's not sipping tea at a Parisian café He's busy banging booty every night and all day ("Proceed") But homie don't play, he don't want no snog Girl you got a stardate with the captain's log ("Engage") G.C.: Now Picard's a man whose dick is large But when he's not on the bridge then Riker's in charge He's the playa of the minute and I'll tell you son When it comes to busting pussy Riker's "number one" P.D.: And if you shake your rear quarters especially fine He just might make you hit warp 69 But if Jean-Luc busts in don't you fear He's only here to take you past the final frontier G.C.: Now that's a double team of the highest order Bubble booty bouncing in the captain's quarters They got a young Romulan dripping buckets When she sees their junk she says "those aren't muskets!" Riker pulls out and says he's ready to blow Like a pimp Picard says "ma-ma-make it so" Then J.L.P.'s out, he's got shit to do Peeping the ruins on Calder II BOTH: And that's how it rolls under J.L.P. The Crushers, Beverly and Wesley Whorf and Riker and my man Geordi Q, Data, Troy and yeah, Whoopi And the Enterprise D And for three films E Welcome to the motherfucking T.N.G. CHORUS Tags: star trek rap those aren't arent muskets wars next generation picard kirk troy geordi whoopi goldberg wheaton data |
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Internet Intervention Myspace finally gives up on the Internet. FOR THE RECORD: Yes, this video was released on Cracked.com a while back. But we finally got the rights to post it ourselves, and we like having all our vids on our Youtube channel. This one also has some minor added content...see if you can spot it! Tags: those aren't arent muskets sketch comedy funny myspace facebook digg cracked ebay tubgirl 4chan intervention internet |
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Clitter! It's glitter! For your vagina! Tags: those aren't arent muskets sketch comedy funny spoof ad infomercial clitter glitter vagina sex |
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Games Conference The greatest minds of the late 70's determine our children's futures. Tags: those aren't muskets videogame game 1970 70s acid sketch |
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Internet Party The only house party being described as a series of tubes! Tags: Those aren't arent muskets sketch spoof internet party facebook myspace ebay paypal youtube |
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The Pimp An ace daddy and his dame use her keen gams to put the make on a mug. Tags: those arent aren't muskets sketch comedy pimp 20's future robot cop renaissance |