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Douche Off Check out our new vid "Nature Lover" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta It's a race to the bottom as two douche-bags battle for douche supremacy. Joe Bereta: Self, Announcer Tom Luke Barats: Self, Announcer Bob Poker Players: Caleb Strine, Todd Hosheit, Adam Tucker Softball Girl: Celina Hernandez Basketball Players: Ben Mallahan, Phil Pierce, Tyler Tupper Audio: Caleb Strine Open Graphics: Tyler Jacobson Special Thanks/Apologies: Joe Vander Weil, Ashley Mannan Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta douche off chad poker college amateur competition funny video sketch parody spoof |
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Bible In a Minute Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta bible in minute funny music video rap michael micah christianity mormon |
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Double Dragon Do they have any formal martial arts training? NO. But do they have a deeply-rooted obsession with Double Dragon? YES!!! (Note: When dying your karate gi, don't use the cheapest fabric dye available at WalMart. Your reds could come out strikingly pink, and your royal blues might get left a tad on the periwinkle side.) Girl: Heather Moxcey Camera Man: Ben Mallahan And check out our MySpace Profile for our other new vids! http://www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta double dragon dooble droogan funny vid karate martial arts amateur break video game |
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"In Bruges" - On the Red Carpet at Sundance We got our hands on some press passes, so we hit up the premiere of "In Bruges" at the Sundance Film Festival. You can't see it, but the Associated Press was to our left and Entertainment Weekly* was on our right rolling their eyes at our "journalism". *The camera guy from Entertainment Weekly was a douche. Kept elbowing me in the neck. (Yes, the neck.) Seriously, who does that? (Oh, and Colin's favorite color was orange.) Tags: in bruges sundance film festival colin farrell brendan gleeson ralph fiennes barats and bereta baratsandbereta |
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To-Do List GOOD GOLLY there's a lot to accomplish today! The actor in this one is Lee Barats, Luke's little brother. And yes, his face is stuck like that.* As with all of our videos, parents may want to use discretion. Music: "The Birds and the Bees" by Patrick & Eugene *No, his face is not really stuck like that. Tags: baratsandbereta to do list lee barats and bereta smile patrick eugene |
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Harty Boys "Sleuth-tastic!" -The New York Times "Sleuth-riffic!" -The Boston Globe "Really sucked." -Entertainment Weekly This vid is based off a scene performed with our improv troupe, the Blue Door Theatre here in lovely Spokane, WA. http://www.bluedoortheatre.com/ Tags: barats and bereta harty boys riddle of the woman baratsandbereta |
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The Sexy Milk Jump A vid we did a while back, figured we'd toss it up for public consumption-- Team Wolf's winning video entry for Battle of the Viral Video Superstars. Prompt: "If the internet were to end tomorrow, what would your final video be?" Tags: The Sexy Milk Jump barats and bereta baratsandbereta |
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MANtage 100% All American Man Beef Music: "Big Rock" by Kevin MacLeod Big thanks to Molly and Brett Hendricks...and their stallion. Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta mantage man Luke Joe |
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Olympian What could be better for an infant's GROWTH than some Human GROWTH Hormone? Thanks to Paul and Greg Wildermuth for their help behind the camera. You know what's sweet? Olympian T-Shirts!!! http://www.cudaapparel.com/baratsandbereta/product.php?p_ref=34876 baratsandbereta.com Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta olympian baby falcon boomerang |
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Fast Food Spoof A fast food commercial spoof with our buddy Caleb Strine. Music: "The Plot" by Footshod. Thanks to Heather Moxcey for grip work. Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta food spoof commercial |
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Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian Think you got what it takes to be Valedictorian? Maxwell Dorian takes us through a day in his life. Here are the lyrics (in case you feel like geeking out): MAXWELL DORIAN, VALEDICTORIAN I SPEAK IN THREE WEEKS TO THE ENTIRE AUDITORIUM HEAVY CORDS BUT I BEAR 'EM, MEDALS CHAFE BUT I WEAR 'EM SIX STEPS TO ACADEMIC SUCCESS, NOW LET ME SHARE 'EM: FIRST PERIOD, CALCULUS, EASY AS PI BUT SUCKAS REAL AS i, THEY TRY TO SPY MY ASSIGNMENT THEY'D LIKE TO DERIVE WHAT'S INSIDE OF MY HEAD THAT'S WHERE I MAKE MATH MY MISTRESS, DENOMINATE HER IN BED KANT KEEP UP WITH ME ONCE PHILOSOPHY STARTS SO SMART I PICK SARTRE APART, DISCREDIT DESCARTES I THINK THEREFORE I AM AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS WHY AM I HERE? LET ME THINK, TO KICK ASS A THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING OF THOREAU, THIRD PERIOD A MYRIAD OF WEARY EYES READ THE (IRA) ILIAD BUT NOT ME I'M A.P. THAT TEXT IS TOO TAME THEY'RE STRIKING OUT WITH HOMER, I'M RE-JOYCE-IN' IN JAMES P.E.'S NOT EXACTLY FOR ME, BUT I DON'T CARE I'LL GET MY "A" ANYWAY-- IN BAND I'M FIRST CHAIR PIANISSIMO, FORTISSIMO, I GOTTA BE HEARD YEAH I NEVER MISS A CODA-- NEVER MISS A CODA-- WORD! SIXTH PERIOD, HISTORY, TOP OF MY GAME I'M LIKE NAPOLEON BUT TALL, WITHOUT A RUSSIAN CAMPAIGN I DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE FINAL I'M A DOWNRIGHT HISTORIAN ....MAXWELL DORIAN, SALUTATORIAN Special thanks to Tyler Jacobson for rocking out the sweet graphics and to Andrew Weed for some kick-A fx work. www.baratsandbereta.com Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta maxwell dorian valedictorian school graduation football |
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"Sound of Your Voice" Barats and Bereta Our contribution to the Barenaked Ladies "Sound of Your Voice" music video. We'd like to thank BNL for giving us this sweet opportunity and also for allowing us to post this vid. Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta bnl barenaked ladies sound of your voice |
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The Other Son What Would Wesley Do? Tags: wesley documentary christ barats bereta baratsandbereta frat jesus college party the other son |
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Flag Makeover Betsy Ross did a good job and all, but... Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta flag makeover hasselhoff green america |
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So Smooth This video is so neat it should be entitled "Felix Unger"... baratsandbereta.com Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta bar awesome baratsandbereta.com |
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Completely Uncalled For Knock knock.... Tags: baratsandbereta barats and bereta knock joke baratsandbereta.com |
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Windward Reports: Cubicle War 2006 http://www.windwardreports.com Two programmers with too much time on their hands... Windward Reports hired us to make a vid for their company...and gave us total creative freedom! Tags: Windward reports barats and bereta baratsandbereta office staple tie |
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Auto Insurance Luke's real life auto insurance quote came back at 303 dollars a month. Luke got pissed... and put his new webcam to use. (Like all of our stuff, it's scripted.) Tags: baratsandbereta barats bereta auto insurance graduation web cam baratsandbereta.com |
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Barats and Bereta Theme Song In an attempt to rid the public of any questions or confusion surrounding Barats and Bereta, this ridiculous theme song video was created. Enjoy. www.baratsandbereta.com Tags: barats and bereta baratsandbereta productions theme song joe luke |
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Suburbanites Censored Middle class rappers who don't want their mouths washed out with soap OR Suburbanites: The Office Friendly Remix. Tags: Suburbanites censored baratsandbereta barats and bereta middle class ghetto rapping rap |