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Randamity: FREE CHICKEN. I love you, Chick-fil-A. http://cwarkansas.com Chick-fil-a is giving away free chicken on labor day (or is it chikin?), a lady posts her devil children on craigslist, and a man crashes the playboy mansion. TWICE! Plus, Heidi Montag's Melons, Michael Lohan's secret TV threat, and Facebook/Guitar Hero: The Movie. DUMB! I'm out on Monday (yay labor day!) but I made a pre-randamity for anyone who's too bored to go outside. It's some cool websites and stuff but since I'm not here to upload it to youtube, you're gonna have to go see it at cwarkansas.com if you're interested. Have a great weekend everyone! Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas michael lohan chick fil free chicken craigslist nanny heidi montag phelps carrie underw |
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Morning Randamity: I'm going bowling http://cwarkansas.com So, we're taking a half day off to go drink beer and bowl and eat stuff, so I had to pull a randamity out this morning. Which obviously means minimal effort on my part. But thankfully, I managed to do so and here's what's going on this morning. Benji and Paris Duet...Michael Jackson replaces Brit Brit at the VMAs, Lindsay Lo says her dad is an attention whore who needs to shut his fat mouth, and Tara Reid's newest clothing line for strippers and exhibitionists. I'm sure the national porn convention will be ALL OVER IT. Anyway, everybody have a great day and try not go on too much about how much more you love the office. Tomorrow...bowling footage courtesy of my horrible bowling so enjoy that. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas video blog tara reid bowling lindsay lohan michael dad jackson jacko benji madden paris |
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Randamity: Forget that Nun Stuff! Just dance! http://cwarkansas.com Okay, forget everything I said about the nuns yesterday. I knew it was too good to be true. Apparently, it's not holy for nuns to be pretty so the idea is off. Denise Richards: It's Cancelled. Coming nowhere near your TV this fall. Heidi Montag's music video montage 10 minute special aired a little before it was supposed to...thank goodness for the wonders of youtube! And DIDDY HAD TO FLY COACH! DID YOU HEAR ME? DIDDY FLEW COMMERCIAL AIRLINES, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!! Or whatever. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas sexy nuns diddy commercial american airlines heidi montag music video denise richards |
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Randamity: And this is TODAYS. Two in one? Amazing. http://cwarkansas.com So if you're not sick of me yet, here's another one!! Sexy nuns...it's like the hot or not competition for the nunnery. And a man rents a whole movie theater to watch a movie by himself. Dude...it's called Netflix... Charlie Sheen has infested someone else with his sperm, Kirsten Dunst has been seen canoodling with Drew Barrymore's EX (drew totally wrote the joke, don't blame me. I'm kidding. go ahead.) and Britney Spears is NOT SINGING AT THE VMAS. IM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW!!! And check out my movie review on Man On Wire at cwarkansas.com: http://community.cwarkansas.com/blogs/aj/default.aspx Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas charlie sheen sexy nuns movies alone britney spears vmas kirsten dunst mac pc dude justin |
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Randamity: This is Yesterday's http://cwarkansas.com Because our G5 still sucks!! And since I've slept since then...I have no idea what this is about!!! Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas |
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Randamity: Rock the Vote! and Roaches predict the Prez http://cwarkansas.com Rock the Vote with Sheryl Crow and XBox360. Madagascar hissing cockroaches predict the presidents...guess who's pretty fast for his old age? Gwen Stefani has a boy and STOLE MY NAME, that biyatch...Tila Tequila's Girlfriend whats-her-butt got arrested, Disney misses their little cash cow, and you all need to go see Man On Wire! NOW! Plus, at our website we just launched our own user video space! Upload your awesome videos at cwarkansas.com! http://www.cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas vote xbox sheryl crow john mccain barack obama hannah montana miley cyrus sweet 16 tila |
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Randamity: Jessica Simpson Sells Beer, Michael Phelps Cereal http://cwarkansas.com I'm having computer problems this week, everyone, so...it sucks!!! all of you mac lovers can eat my shoes as far as I'm concerned, because right now, FCP is trying to kill me with stress!! Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas michael phelps jessica simpson vitamin beer ricky martin paris hilton verne troyer babies |
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Randamity: Big Foot? More like Big FAKE. http://cwarkansas.com Dang it. I really wanted to go on a big foot huntin' too. Life tips from AJ: Don't look for a threesome on craigslist. Especially if you're on the TV. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together...if you want another reminder of how pathetically single you are, not that you're pathetic, never, my mommy told me I was special! WHAT!! STOP LOOKING AT MEEEEEE....oh. Um, let's pretend that didn't happen. I'm eating cheez-its. Guess which CELEBRITY BOOTY is declaring DEFENSE? Jennifer Love Hewitt says she wishes she'd taken her clothes off more when she was young. Hugh Hef is denying claims that the Playboy mansion is no longer throwing parties. Until he's dead, HE WILL BE PARTYING. Plus Heidi Montag is still a virgin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......*breathe*.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaAaAAAaaAA! omg. I think I just died of laughter. My gut hurts. And Veronica Mars: The Movie? Could be more real than you think!! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas craigslist threesome the notebook zac efron playboy mansion jennifer love hewitt heidi bo |
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Randamity: Lower the Drinking Age! Video Games are Great! http://cwarkansas.com So there are college presidents from all over the US, over 100 colleges like Duke and Ohio St who want to lower the drinking age from 21 to 18!! Video Games are good for you, and not in a Wii Fit kind of way either. Heidi and Spencer still remain the biggest twits on the face of the earth, Jennifer Lopez is all like, Michael WHO?! And The Phelps himself has his very own Facts website!! http://michaelphelpsfacts.com PLUS - FIND THE JONAS BROTHERS! Half are wax. Half are real. I think? And Lily Allen punching some biyatch in the face. Yay for lowering the drinking age! Stuff like this could happen in America every night!!! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas video games apa drinking age 18 jennifer lopez michael phelps gold medal heidi and spence |
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Randamity: Big Butt, Big Wedding, and Big Problems! http://cwarkansas.com OKAY...Anybody see this crap about big foot on the news? Give me a break. The only thing we found was your craptastic website. And why would we go on a big foot tour if you've already killed him? BOO. A man gets caught in the buff after breaking into a house...Donald Trump is like soooo nice and crap, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson already on the rocks? Everyone's favorite gayelles Ellen and Portia get hitched, John Mayer seriously, really, does NOT want to talk about his break up. Really, unless by break up you mean, his new album and how fabulous Jen is (even though he's not interested). AND I'm boycotting Harry Potter, that little bugger. I have to wait an entire YEAR for HP6? I'm sorry, I don't think that Hogwarts in the snow is that enticing when it's 108 outsite. HP is a christmas movie! You go see it on Christmas Day!! You get the wii game and one of those adorable scarves in your stocking! I'm appalled. But the Twilight release has been moved up to Nov 21st so...I guess we all win somehow. The end of this story goes, I put up a video of me shooting tshirts on clunker car night at dickey stephens. It's at http://cwarkansas.com and youtube.com/amvbob. Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas ellen portia wedding john mayer donald trump ed mcmahon big foot lindsay lohan sam ronson |
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Randamity: Dirty Disney Panties, Mickey Arrested! http://cwarkansas.com I've addressed some of the issues from the comments to try and make everyone happy in the first 10 seconds of the show. THEN... Disney puts out some dirty panties for little girls! What's next, Hannah Montana thongs? Then Mickey, Aladdin, Tinkerbell, Peter Pan and more get arrested at Disney World. Hahaha! I could look at those pictures for ever!! A man in St Louis holds up an EB Games at gunpoint so he can save his family from a hostage! Ironic tag in three...two... A mom from Longview, TX makes her 12 year old her designated driver. MOM, I NEED YOU TO STAY HOME FROM NOW ON, OKAY?! Clue is getting a modern update with new weapons, rooms and characters. Because the only Colonel we need any more is Colonel Sanders. Mmm, I love fried chicken. I might go get some for dinner. AND...it's time to play...WHAT the F?!?! is Katie Holmes Wearing!!! Viewers watching this video in HQ will be more able to win, I bet. Have a great weekend!! http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas disney panties dive in mickey arrested magic kingdom game stop ps3 robbery texas DD |
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Randamity: Million-Mile Truck, The other woman, and pancakes http://www.cwarkansas.com keep your eye out for a new video blog on my other account (amvbob) and on viddler (ajparker) in the next few days. Until then, I've attached one of my sister's videos of us talking about reading breaking dawn. watch all of her vids if you're a twilight fan. EDIT: I realized last night as I was falling asleep i forgot to attach the video...haha, sorry. EDIT #2: Okay. I'm officially stupid. I can't attach one of her videos...duh. She has to. Hey Taryn...do it for me. OKAY. So this dude bought half a truck using change because he doesn't like that dagnabbit newfangled paper money. I think he owns coinstar. And this other dude is SELLING his truck on Ebay because it has more than 1 MILLION miles. So does Paris Hilton, but you don't see her mom putting her up on some auction website. Zac Efron LOVES pancakes, Diddy gets a gold in being a complete tool, and there's a mistress in Jamie Lynn Spears' life. Plus, why I think those Lohan's have the best genes ever (you know, if you aspire to be a hooters girl) and the truth about Jen and John's break up. If you care. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas million mile truck coinstar pancakes zac efron diddy jamie lynn spears john mayer jen ani |
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Randamity: Burger King Bathtub, Top Model Tranny http://cwarkansas.com Some Burger King employees get fired after posting a video on myspace of them goofing off on the job...apparently the State Health Inspectors don't want you to be clean or something. Angelina Jolie is more manly than Tom Cruise, and its Suri VS Shiloh in Star. Plus Britney Spears speaks out in OK after two years, and Dane Cook thinks he's more attractive than Britney Spears' Vajayjay. Check out my blog and meet this years newest top models at http://community.cwarkansas.com/blogs/aj/default.aspx Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas burger king sink bath top model tranny suri shiloh angelina jolie britney spears dane coo |
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Randamity: I'm not wearing any pants today. http://cwarkansas.com back to the screen! we're getting better i think. Anyway, some dude called himself a "porn inspector" to get free porn. yeah, because that would totally work. Barack Obama will text you AS SOON as he knows who his running mate is. Plus, Brooke Hogan wants attention, Angelina Jolie doesn't know who she's voting for (and we don't care) and Kiefer Sutherland dropped the soap! HAHA! Plus - Britney is almost back to her old days in the new MTV VMA promos. You go girl, forget about that elephant in the room. Guess who I met on my vacation? HANNAH MONTANA! Rock on. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas brooke hogan barack obama vice president porn inspector kiefer sutherland angelina jolie |
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Randamity: The Monday Blues have hit http://cwarkansas.com I don't know what the deal is, maybe it's the rain or just the fact that payday isn't until friday, but I've got the monday blues today. Oh well, I still made a (hopefully not too lame, forgive me!) randamity! No one was here to help me set up when I wanted to tape and I didn't want to wait to get my baconator, so I just set up in my office. If you see something you like shotwise let me know, maybe I'll show it to boss and they'll like it. Otherwise, here's what's on today: A man has sex with a park bench, a woman uses her police badge to get free coffee, paris hilton wants to open her own night club, jessica simpson really wants a baby, and jenna jameson looks smoking in her new PETA ad. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas sex park bench hong kong police free starbucks jessica simpson pregnacy test jenna peta |
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Randamity: The Amy Winehouse Game! Yay!! (Rated M, for obvs) http://cwarkansas.com You know what? Even though I'm about as stoked about the set as everyone else, i do love that you can see more of my outfits. Sometimes I wear the same shirt with different pants and you just think I'm dressed the same, but I'm not! HA! oh yeh, and i don't look orange on the editing computer so i'm not sure what to do :( Anywayz...How do you get 26 Cheerleaders caught in an Elevator? I dunno, ask Charlie Sheen, he'd probably be able to tell you how to do it. Cheeto thieves are caught orange handed (and britney spears wasn't even involved!) and a joyride grandma from florida. Plus - the Ice Cream shooter pleads guilty and is sentenced to a life of heart problems. My favorite video of the day: A kid cheating at the claw machine. I have GOT to teach my kids how to do that (when and if I have them). MTV is bringing the DList to your Wiis this holiday season with Celebrity Sports Showdown. Or you can just download the Chuck Norris Mii and he beats EVERYONE. Also...can somebody tell Stepford Katie Holmes to plug herself in at night? Those jeans have got to GO. Courtney Love is quitting "Music" (is that what you kids are calling it these days?) and Hugh Hefner finds himself a brunette girlfriend (WITH REAL BOOBS. What? WHAT?) Also: The best video game starring Amy Winehouse that you will play ALL DAY LONG. http://escapefromrehabgame.com Love you guys! Have a great weekend! http://cwarkansas.com I HAD DONUTS FOR BREAKFASTTTT Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas cheeto bandits cheerleaders elevator grandma kid claw machine amy winehouse game playboy |
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Randamity: Obama's Arkansas ties, Anderson Cooper is a HERO http://www.cwarkansas.com Yay! I actually managed to get a video put up on time. It must be my lucky day. Anyway, A genealogist has found Obama's great great great grea...well, really old grandpa lived in Arkansas! Ha! And Anderson Cooper is my hero. He's got it out for the Lohan's and I'm lovin' every bit of it. Especially if Dina is stupid enough to call and complain to OK Mag instead of CNN or Regis and Kelly. She is such an attention whore! Ugh. Don't even get me started on Dina Lohan, there isn't enough tolerance in the world to keep me from hitting her in the head with something heavy...and sharp. Plus, Michael Lohan says he wants Lindsay to be happy, even though gay marriage is against his religion. This is coming from the divorcee with a love child who's been in jail? Um, OKAY. Tila Tequila has found love! And says no to another shot at fame (apparently that 30 minutes she got was enough). And I'd like to add a little shakespearean charm to your youtube insults! Alright, hot shots, GIVE IT TO ME!! http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas anderson cooper living lohan dina lindsay ali michael tila tequila shot at love yahoo thu |
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Randamity: Say Hello to our new set! http://cwarkansas.com HELLO!!! Okay. So Jessica is out the rest of the week so I had to shoot and edit myself and I'm still working on the key for the green screen, so it's rough. Plus I had to continue the moving process this morning and didn't have a lot of time to write. But, that being said... WOO! I love my new office. I'll have to make a video to convince you all of it's magic. On today's show: No more copper thieving in Little Rock, No more segways in Hot Springs, and Justin Timberlake cuts his own hair. Madonna has the perfect face (to cut up!) and Paris Hilton responds to all of that attention John McCain has thrown her way (Way to go, turbo) and Tyra Banks decides she's more important than Barack Obama. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas little rock hot springs segway copper thieves john mccain tyra banks barack obama bazaar |
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Randamity: Moving Day!! http://cwarkansas.com Yes, dear fans...they are making me move. Not only do I have to be in a stuffy office (I actually find the newsroom and cubicle life quite social, and enjoy it), I had to be more "professional" or something like that and they're giving me a GREEN SCREEN SET. Of course, I'm hoping I don't look like every other goober on YouTube. It's still the same me! It's still the same show! Hopefully you don't hate it too much. That's coming tomorrow. So here's a little tribute and a tour of our new digs. Anyone wishing to leave their last regards with Cubicle can do so here. He will be sorely missed, although I plan on visiting often. And if you missed not having your ET news I wrote some crap in my blog. I'm not sure if it's any good, but I figured it'd do. I've been moving furniture all day, I'm exhausted! Time to go home and eat tacos. Ooh, yum. tacos. PS...YOUTUBE SUCKS! This never processed yesterday so you get a bonus for today, how about that. http://cwarkansas.com Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas moving offices cubicle green screen tribute time of my life death destruction alec baldwi |
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Randamity: Please don't let me get shot, kthxbi http://cwarkansas.com Who knew Chris Crocker had such intimidating fans? I probably should've dropped dead by all of the mean comments people made! BTW...I'm not effing fat. Just because I'm not on the Scottsdale Coke diet doesn't mean I'm chunky! I eat what I want and I'm not going to starve myself or throw up or spend 80 hours a week at the gym to look like some skin and bones drowned rat. Soap box over! Moving on... Ozone action day in Arkansas. Just thought you should know. The frogs of Nebraska put out a CD, the Jolie-Pitts show off their new babies, Shai LaBeouf gets a re-write on the new Transformers, and George Clooney's ex-girlfriend doesn't want to have to name drop him any more so could you PLEASE LEARN HER NAME?! Wait, what was it again? Plus, McCain continues to send out punchy ads against Obama. Who finished Breaking Dawn? Everyone send me your thoughts on it!! Okay. That's all for today. Thanks for letting me come back!! (: Tags: entertainment news cw arkansas sarah larson george clooney chris crocker angelina jolie twins brad pitt shai transformer |