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You http://christophermast.com Hey everyone: Yes, I'm a dork. A big dork. Read the message at the very bottom. Live BlogTV show Thursdays at 7:30pm PST (I won't be making any "pimp my BlogTV" vids) . added note: I was just thinking about what a total YouTube geek you have to be to get this. The average Joe will be all "what the fuck was that about?" Do me a favor and don't give away the ending in the comments. Thanks so much :) Tags: christopher mast christophermast |
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Toronto I've been asked via PM a few times "what's that song?" Well... I hate to pop any bubbles, but it's just a string of Garageband loops where I modified the instrument and tempo. I'm going to reformat my website, but I promise I'll post a link to it soon and if you wanna use it for a video you're free to do so. http://christophermast.com Tags: christopher mast christophermast youtube gathering toronto 888 |
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Indiscretion http://christophermast.com Tags: christopher mast christophermast |
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True Story http://christophermast.com Tags: christopher mast christophermast some women are just plain too messed up to. be worth it |
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YouTube Girls are Sexy This turned out WAY DIFFERENT than the original plan, but I like it! http://christophermast.com A tribute to some of the great women on this site. I actually like the ending credits more than the video itself. We've got some hot computer nerds here on YouTube! The song is here: http://christophermast.com/?page_id=3 The girls' links: annspade http://youtube.com/annspade cathyanxiety http://youtube.com/cathyanxiety jenluv37 * http://youtube.com/jenluv37 july7nyc http://youtube.com/july7nyc katz20two http://youtube.com/katz20two k80blog http://youtube.com/k80blog luvthecanadian http://youtube.com/luvthecanadian (link temporarily removed due to friend's coworkers causing a tiff over her being in a video titled "sexy" and blowing her nose) pickles2626 http://youtube.com/pickles2626 sabrnig http://youtube.com/sabrnig speedyconkiwi http://youtube.com/speedyconkiwi spricket24 http://youtube.com/spricket24 stylistbrighton http://youtube.com/stylistbrighton winger1212 http://youtube.com/winger1212 xgobobeanx http://youtube.com/xgobobeanx *Note, YouTube has messed up JenLuv37's link. You have to search for her by typing "jenluv37" in the search and click the result. If you type the URL in the bar it says her account is closed, which it isn't. Oh, and is it just me, or does YouTube seem to overdrive the sound when viewing in high quality? Shit. The music sounded FINE in iMovie at 80%, but here it sounds like it's being played through blown speakers! GAH! Is it me, YouTube, or my MacBook? YAY! (7-22) #10 - Most Discussed (Today) - Howto & Style #11 - Most Responded (Today) - Howto & Style #70 - Top Favorites (Today) - Howto & Style #10 - Top Rated (Today) - Howto & Style Tags: christopher mast christophermast women youtube girls pretty sexy funny |
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Violence and Sex? http://christophermast.com Yep! I've caught myself saying stuff like this too. It's cultural, I'm sure, but WHY? Wow... The audio on this one SUCKS! Oh well. I don't know what the hell happened as I did the same thing I ALWAYS do and the audio doesn't usually sound like there's a Boeing 747 idling in my living room... Hmm... Tags: christopher mast christophermast bears featured bees zoo animation jantze whiteboard secret sex |
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Talk Me Down http://christophermast.com I cross the Golden Gate Bridge all the time, at least twice a week. I've always wondered what I would do if I were faced with this situation. For you worrywarts: no, I'm not suicidal! GAH! :) Tags: christopher mast christophermast jumper jump suicide golden gate bridge san francisco death dead water bay |
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Work See more of Joshua's dark poetry: http://www.myspace.com/jjspoetry Interesting to see everyone's take on this... some seeing "heroics" some feeling weird about surgery being "just another job." It's actually a juxtaposition. Notice the worried wondering about the human vs. the mechanical mentality of a repetitive physical job. Think he's mental? Yeah? Well, I gotta WORK with the guy! :) Yes, we're surgical nurses. Yes, I took the pictures. Yes, it's all real stuff... All these shots were taken within a couple minute's "lull time" during a surgery with a Blackberry 8310. Tags: christopher mast christophermast work surgery hospital cancer blood death tumor poetry dark |
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How I Met Tex How did YOU meet Tex? Tell your story in response to Azrienoch's vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxbO7TVzHoU http://youtube.com/azrienoch http://christophermast.com Tags: christopher mast christophermast how met tex can't stop starting at nosering on azrienoch |
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Bird Shit http://christophermast.com Tags: christopher mast christophermast supered86 supered iamcrazyeddie crazy eddie random poop |
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Karen and Me Ya know her, ya love her: http://youtube.com/spricket24 Tags: christopher mast christophermast karen spricket24 loved his way |
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Lullaby - Christopher Mast LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WITH SYMBOLISM! Which things in the video do you think I put in for symbolic reasons? Why? Which things means something to you? OK. About the song: I think it's one of the best songs I've written. I'm really unhappy with my vocal performance in this version and someday I'll rerecord it. I don't know WHAT the hell was going through my head when I rubber stamped the final mix and let it go to the mastering studio, but when I got it back I was disappointed (oh, and the mastering engineer had nothing to do with how well or not so well I hit the notes). Bear with me through the klunkers and pay more attention to the video and the lyrics, please? CM Tags: christopher mast christophermast music guitar naked monster san francisco lullaby song musician |
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"What Now?" - Christopher Mast A quick one using my ZR800 firewired to the Mac. http://www.christophermast.com Tags: nalts new baby parents mozart seanbedlam sean bedlam christopher mast christophermast what now music video guitar |
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Sloppy Lead by Christopher Mast I've had people ask why I don't play electric: 1. I have no band 2. I suck at electric Enjoy :) Tags: Christopher Mast christophermast acoustic guitar electric music naked monster indie shout san francisco |
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The Cliché Song by Christopher Mast LYRICS: The sharper is the berry, the sweeter is the wine Behind the clouds, the sun is shining It could be worse. It will be worse Feeling bad is just a new sensation Tomorrow is another day, I will survive Midnight is where the day begins Every stormy cloud has got to have a silver lining After the rain comes a rainbow -chorus- This too, shall pass What doesn't kill me makes me strong Life's a bitch so it's said It's always darkest before the dawn The more things change, the more they stay the same All good things come to those that wait Give space to time, and time will fill space Time will tell. Wisdom is not truth -chorus- This too, shall pass What doesn't kill me makes me strong Life's a bitch so it's said It's always darkest before the dawn The thing about clichés Is that you hear them every day In your head and out again Wisdom that's been overspent There is no comfort in the truth Life goes on The sharper is the berry, the sweeter is the wine Behind the clouds, the sun is shining It could be worse. It will be worse Feeling bad is just a new sensation Tomorrow is another day, I will survive Midnight is where the day begins Every stormy cloud has got to have a silver lining After the rain comes a rainbow -chorus- This too, shall pass What doesn't kill me makes me strong Life's a bitch so it's said It's always darkest before the dawn The thing about clichés Is that you hear them every day In your head and out again Wisdom that's been overspent There is no comfort in the truth Life goes on Life goes on Life goes on (c)2007 Christopher Mast NOTES: Same trick I've been doing, Canon ZR500 camera firewired to my Mac... no sophistication :) Tags: Christopher Mast christophermast zipster zipster08 cliche song meaning of life cliches music acoustic guitar |
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"No-one to Blame" - Christopher Mast NOTES ETC: New song, one take, ZR500 firewired to Mac. I was absolutely plowed when I recorded this. I was having a bad night and wrote this song and realized I'd never remember it in the morning if I didn't record it somehow. Posting it was an afterthought. The dynamics of the mics on my camcorder are limited. It picks up that one e-flat note that rings in every chord of the song REALLY WELL... The song sounds fuller when you can hear the lower strings, which are the notes that'd sound good on cello. I wrote the song on-the-fly (pretty much right before taping it). I uploaded it 'cause it sounded OK then. Lucky for me that "beer ear" didn't make me sing it flat. If anyone's curious on the lyrics: I didn't think before I opened my mouth I wonder how many times This scenario plays itself out I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one I didn't look before I jumped down Now I'm wondering How I'm going to get back around I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame All the king's horses and all the kings men Don't owe me any favors I'll try to pick up the pieces again And put them together some way I didn't think before I opened my mouth Now I wonder how long The scenario plays itself out I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame but myself I've got no-one to blame I didn't think before I opened my mouth Still reading? Hmm... A special note to "you know who you are." I'm really sorry. I've been an asshole. Please let me make it right :( Tags: christopher mast christophermast videobloggingweek2007 no one to blame boo hoo too bad my own fucking fault I'm upset |
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The Heat of Passion Another "differences" video Tags: christopher mast christophermast acoustic music naked monster sex heat passion love |
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"Messing Around" by Christopher mast Just messing around Tags: Christopher Mast christophermast acoustic guitar music naked monster indie shout san francisco |