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Sesame Street - Count the FCC Violations I never knew the Count had such a vulgar mouth. Tags: count FCC sesame street vulgar swearing girls funny abc elmo oscar cookie monster haha show tv children rude arrogant |
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Unnecessary Censorship - Sesame Street Edition Sesame Street has changed a lot since I was a kid. Tags: censorship Jimmy Kimmel sesame street unnecessary abc swearing vulgar count dracula Cookie Monster elmo Oscar the Grouch |
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Shaq rap attacks Kobe Shaquille O'Neal attacks Kobe Bryant in a freestyle rap song. Lyrics: Check it, You know how I be Last week Kobe couldn't do without me Ya know how I be Last week Kobe couldn't do without me I call myself big but I'm not as good as Biggie I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G Cause if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin sitting on about half a billion, cause me and gunz can buy sh** that's half a billion Forreal dawg now that's B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me That's like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me That's like a homeless cat having more figures than me That's like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me That's like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me That's ...like you saying to yourself you better than me That's like Kareem saying to himself he better than me Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA Shaq Now that's the difference between first and last place, Chorus: Kobe, N****, Tell me how my ar*e taste Okay, Kobe, tell me how my ar*e taste Okay, Everybody, Kobe, tell me how my ar*e taste I'm a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that's why I'm getting divorced He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don't do that cause my name Shaquille I love em, I don't leave em' I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed them Chorus: Kobe, tell me how my ar*e taste Everybody - Kobe, tell me how my ar*e taste Yeah, you can't do without me Kobe, You can't do without me (repeat 2 times) Everybody - Kobe, tell me how my ar*e taste (Collective) Yeah.... Tags: shaq feud shaquille o'neal kobe bryant nba basketball lakers los angeles phoenix suns rap music freestyle dissing dunk |
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Motorbike ride doesn't go well Motorbikes ride people in Russia! Tags: motorbike cycle super moto gp russia injury hurt pain crash smash slam speed fast accident spin burnout quick ride boys |
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Ball girl makes incredible catch A new Gatorade commercial. Tags: baseball mlb minor league ball girl catch amazing wall deep home run rbi strikeout bat game hit power sweet |
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Biker gets sideswiped by speeding car Just in front of a traffic camera a biker switches lanes to pull off the road and is sideswiped by a speeding car sending him flying into the air. Tags: speed car motorbike super moto gp smash hit fly helicopter injury hospital ambulance accident crash slam dangerous cycle |
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Shocking motorbike crash Amazing that no one was killed. Tags: race smash motor bike cycle slam crash dangerous broken shocking pain hurt wreck moto gp super riders big fast speed |
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Idiot tries to rob store with a palm tree branch What was this guy thinking? Lol. Tags: idiot palm tree rob robbery crime police chase store dangerous moron stupid strange poor bad idea silly man boy shop |
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AFL 2007 Highlights Marks, Goals, Tackles, Smothers and Hits of 2007 (Round 1-17). Tags: afl australian rules football vfl victoria marks goals tackles smothers hits bumps fights footy snap speccie high 2007 |
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BMX jump into pool That is one crazy jump! Tags: bmx bike jump ramp air pool crazy dangerous stunt prank fence brave don't do it unreal break splash hit sweet kid guy |
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Josh Homme swears at Norwegian emo An emo-kid throws a shoe at Josh Homme during a Queens of the Stone Age concert at Norwegian Wood festival. Tags: Josh Homme queens of the stone age norway emo punk fight swearing oslo frognerbadet concert music guitar bass drums |
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Kobe Bryant jumps over a pool of snakes Another awesome Kobe Bryant commercial Tags: kobe bryant nba los angeles lakers 24 Jump WeeMan dunk jam tnt espn nike commercial basketball jackass Mcgarvin snakes |
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Flaming tyre burnout One of the better burnouts I have seen. Tags: motorbike motorcycle burnout flaming tyre tire burning fire rubber auto smoke flames crazy sick wicked nasty big bike |
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Dildocopter Interrupts Speech Controversial Chess Champion Gary Kasparov is interrupted during a speech by a helicopter made out of a dildo. His security was not amused. Tags: chess champion sex toy dildo Gary Kasparov russia security breach speech interrupt helicopter controversial angry balls |
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Gerrard, Carragher, Babel and Torres hit the town Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Ryan Babel and Fernando Torres hit the town after work. Tags: Steven Gerrard Jamie Carragher Ryan Babel Fernando Torres football soccer anfield liverpool fc english premier league |
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Kid owned at steeplechase Is it possible to fail a jump any worse than this kid did? He led the pack to the first steeplechase barrier only to end up finishing last! Tags: steeplechase kid owned nuts balls shot face plant slam hurdle fail race first last barrier run sprint jump beaten |
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Worst goalkeeper of all-time Where did the ball go? This guy has to be getting paid to lose the match! Tags: football soccer goalkeeper goal mistake error penalty asian worst all-time shocker stupid best funny salak kaleci tool |
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Crazy Subway Girl (with subtitles) A conflict arises on a train and this young woman goes crazy, trying to use her indoor voice to calmly and rationally find a resolution to the problem lol. Note: The subtitles are a joke for those who keep thinking it's a mistake. Tags: young old crazy subway girl im pressing charges chick woman train fight argument conflict atlanta soulja boy funny marta |
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Man almost hit by train This guy stumbles and is lucky not to be hit by the train. Tags: train hit crash near miss lucky high speed fast dangerous stupid prank tracks drunk locomotive railroad accident |
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A man trapped in an elevator for 41 hours This is footage just released of Nicholas White being stuck in an elevator for 41 hours. Here is his story: It was longest cigarette break of Nicholas White's life. The 34-year-old New York production manager was working late one Friday night in October 1999 when he went outside for a smoke. He was returning to his office on the 39th floor when the elevator stopped abruptly between floors. White pressed the alarm, letting it ring and ring. But at 11 p.m. the building was deserted, and it would be nearly two days before White was rescued. He paced around the elevator like a bug trapped in a box, fighting claustrophobia every minute of his 41-hour ordeal, which was captured on a video surveillance camera. "After a certain amount of time I knew I was in big trouble," White told "Good Morning America" in an exclusive interview. He had no watch, no cell phone, no food or water. His only sustenance was a pack of Rolaids. "Rolaids aren't a very good meal," White said. The the most difficult part of the ordeal, he said, was going 41 hours without water. At one point, White thought he might die of dehydration. He relieved himself by opening the elevator doors a bit and urinating down the elevator shaft. Cold yet sweating, White laid on the floor trying to stay calm. Then he got up and started pacing. At one point he pried open the elevator doors and screamed for help. The only response was silence. "I had no idea if it was day or night," White said. Herang the emergency bell, but he couldn't take the constant noise so he occasionally turned it off. Split-screen video footage of the building showed other parts of the building, including three other elevators. The video showed maintenance workers occasionally fixing various things, but no one heard him and none of them wondered what was going on with car No. 30. Not a religious man, White prayed for help. On Sunday at 4 p.m., White, who was nearly delirious from thirst, heard a voice on the intercom asking if anyone was there. Finally, he was rescued. When he went back to work, White found out his co-workers who were also there late thought he had skipped out and left that night. "A person left me a note about all the problems that occurred while I was playing hooky from the job," White said. After the 41-hour nightmare, White received a settlement from the building. Unbelievable to many, he still takes elevators. "Living in Manhattan I'd be seriously limiting my life if I didn't take elevators," he said. Tags: lift elevator stuck trapped claustrophobia 41 hours danger alarm no food or water new york building manhattan pray 1999 |