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Mad TV - Poetry Class Some students write poetry about their "poetry professor" and read them out loud in class. Tags: mad tv poetry class humour humor |
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Åpen Post - Etno Music:Nattkjole med urin An etno song with the Norwegian "lyrics" displayed below. For foreigners the "lyrics" translates as follows: Stupid stupid stupid stupid, nightgown with urine Feel Feel nanananananananana Nightgown with uriiiiiiiiiine Stupid stupid stupid stupid, nightgown with urine Feel feel feel feel feel feel feel feel nightgown with urine Us two on the lake down in the paaaaaaaaark , boring! Have you something to give me now my poooooooooop, more? Hundred raw Poles are burning the backyard What does she have down there..? Stupid stupid stupid stupid, nightgown with urine Feel Feel nanananananananana Nightgown with uriiiiiiiiiine Tags: åpen post etno music nattkjole med urin karaoke |
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Åpen Post - Etno Music:Samen du har i deg An etno song with the Norwegian "lyrics" displayed below. For foreigners the "lyrics" translates as follows: The Sami you have inside Just flush and poop The Sami you have inside Just flush and poop Just look, I have condoms Just look and laugh: haaaaa ha The sami you have inside Just flush and poop Tags: åpen post etno music samen du har deg karaoke |
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Åpen Post - Etno Music: Mase-Mari An etno song with the Norwegian "lyrics" displayed below. For foreigners the "lyrics" translates as follows: Go down in the pulk, fu*k fu*k only. Isn't nag-Mari hot? Isn't nag-Mari there? Aaaaa, play in the birch nag-Mari Play in the birch nag-Mari So ride You, turn with Not behind, not behiiiiiind Bertil, the devil Sami Was sent out on the sea Tags: åpen post etno music mase mari karaoke |
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Åpen Post - Etno Music:Til Egget An etno song with the Norwegian "lyrics" displayed below. For foreigners the "lyrics" translates as follows: To the egg, to the egg Jon has taken them all To the egg, to the egg Jon has taken them all Direct gay lays on the roof Crazy Marthe, go out and play There, Petter is cutting a new AAAAAAAA, Kjelle-Per's tongue There, Petter is cutting a new AAAAAAAA, Kjelle-Per's tongue, aaaa him I know Tags: åpen post etno music til egget karaoke |
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Åpen Post - Etno Music: Tisse Mer An etno song with the Norwegian "lyrics" displayed below. For foreigners the "lyrics" translates as follows: Aaaaaaahh, do you want to pee some more Tulla Yes,this one have peed some more Tulla Aaaaaaahh, do you want to pee some more Tulla Yes,this one have peed some more Tulla Aren't you accepting more? Have learnt it more Aren't you accepting more? Have learnt it more Pee some moooooooore Don't come here (and think you are somebody) Tags: åpen post etno music tisse mer karaoke |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Robert Jan Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Robert Jan's audition that made him qualify for that event. Robert Jan sings Frans Bauer - De Luchtballon (Dutch dance band) Tags: dutch idol worst auditions robert jan |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Ouarda Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Ouarda's audition that made her qualify for that event. Ouarda sings Linda - No goodbyes (Dutch ESC song) Translation. Thanks to Butterflyy19 *starts singing* Ouarda: I was a bit nervous. Henkjan: Singing a song faster than you should doesn't make it pleasant to watch or to listen to. I guess you were happy yourself you were finished. Ouarda: No .. Henkjan: I don't think you have what it takes to become a singer. But if you like to sing, you should continue doing it. Ouarda: I can sing another song, even better than this one! Henkjan: Another time .. see you later! Ouarda: No, now! *starts singing* I've got a good voice, haven't I? Henkjan: Well, I do like something: the fact that you don't listen to a word I'm saying. Jerney: You can say what you want, but she does have guts. Henkjan: Guts and tenacity, but sometimes we advice somebody to not listen to their tenacity and just stop. Tags: dutch idol worst auditions ouarda |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Mark Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Mark's audition that made him qualify for that event. Mark sings Wes - Alane Translation of the dutch part: Thanks to EnigmaDrath! First of all, he (Mark) was singing (what was according to him) an African song. *sing song and does silly dance and cracks judges up* Henk-Jan (HJ): Do you speak any African? Mark: No, only this. HJ: But you have no idea what you're singing about? Mark: No. My parents are Dutch and we aren't negros (translates directly to "negers" in Dutch means the same, but isn't considered (that) offensive) HJ (echoing the other judges' reactions): Really? I would never have guessed that (you aren't black) looking at you. And, if I may ask, what's wrong with your eyes? Mark: Oh, I thought, you know, "dress to impress". Wear cool sunglasses. My mom (judge interrupts because he didn't hear him the first time; he used slang) said that I should wear an entire African outfit and rub myself brown (to resemble a black person, which would have made for even MORE comedy) but yeah. HJ: Well, you have amused us tremendously, but you won't get any farther than this. Can I see your eyes, just once? Mark shows eyes There's some controversy that the woman judge says, upon seeing his eyes, "Nou ja, mongool" ("Yeah, well, Mongol"; Mongool is derogatory Dutch for a mentally retarded person), but she actually says "Nou ja, mag ook" ("Yeah, well, can too", or "It's permissible") Tags: dutch idol worst auditions mark |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Kevin Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Kevin's audition that made him qualify for that event. Kevin sings Grease - Grease lightning Tags: dutch idol worst auditions kevin |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Joyce Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Joyce's audition that made her qualify for that event. She's "singing" Linda, Roos & Jessica - "Alles of niets (Dutch popsong) Tags: dutch idol worst auditions joyce |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Herman Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Herman's audition that made him qualify for that event. Herman sings Madonna - Into the groove Tags: dutch idol worst auditions herman |
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Idol - Worst Dutch auditions - Bennie Remember the hopeful Idols "singing" in the break of a football match at a Dutch football stadium? Well here's Bennie's audition that made him qualify for that event. Bennie sings Bon Jovi - I'll be there for you Tags: idol dutch worst auditions bennie |
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Mad TV - Last call Oversmoked woman (Mary Scheer) giving advice at the bar. Tags: mad tv last call oversmoked woman |
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Mad TV - Anya the caterer Makin' something special Tags: mad tv anya the caterer |
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Mad TV - Hooked on phonics New way of learning words to your video game addicted son. Tags: mad tv hooked on phonics |
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Mad TV - Snapshot stories Snapshot stories with Nicole Sullivan. Tags: mad tv snapshot stories nicole sullivan |
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Mad TV - Stress People have different things they do to stress down. Tags: mad tv stress |
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Mad TV - Substitute teacher A substitute teacher from an exchange program. Tags: mad tv substitute teacher sex education |
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Mad TV - Sex face What face do you have during sex? Tags: mad tv sex face |