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Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's Interviews with Alzheimer's patients indicated that an overwhelming majority are, in fact, perfectly fine. Tags: comedy funny onion satire fake news alzheimer's disease cancer health |
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Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' That Came To Him In A Dream Today Now! shares a delicious omelet recipe you can make at home with just a few simple and surreal ingredients. Tags: comedy funny onion satire fake news food cooking recipe omelets breakfast brunch today show martha stewart |
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The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Tags: comedy funny onion satire fake news dominos pizza food fast |
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The Onion: Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors. Tags: comedy funny onion satire fake news dogs cats barking |
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The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly. Tags: comedy funny onion fake news john mccain barack obama election 2008 white house evil |
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Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Drug Law Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name. Tags: comedy funny satire onion fake news congress senate FISA wiretap barack obama |
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The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades. Tags: comedy funny satire fake news onion india pakistan nuclear weapons bush muslim jihad |
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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused. Tags: comedy funny satire fake news onion george bush dick cheney administration katrina |
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Tags: comedy funny miley cyrus Start All Over Official Video hannah montana onion fake news parody satire |
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Tags: comedy funny satire fake news election voting barack obama john mccain politics |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Tags: comedy funny satire fake news death penalty supreme court justice badass law capital punishment |
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The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news children healthcare barack obama john mccain election doctor family |
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The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news high school drama club acting tony awards theater |
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The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news world war japanese internment camps onion ken burns |
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Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire onion fake news world of warcraft pc games everquest second life online |
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The Onion: Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news animals sheep goat |
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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fakes news fast food mcdonalds kfc chicken nuggest |
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Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Intrepid reporter Don Abrams surveys what might be damage from a massive landslide in the Philippines, although it's hard to tell from his altitude. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news onion philippines landslide disaster myanmar burma |
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2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League Scouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years, but some are concerned he's not mature enough for the big time. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: sports comedy funny satire fake news onion donkey basketball animals |
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The Onion: Horrific Crash A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana As the wreckage from today's tragic crash continues to smolder, one can't help but think of the accident that took the life of the People's Princess. More coverage at: http://onion.com Tags: comedy funny satire fake news onion princess diana car crash |