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i are cute kitten kind of you to depress orange button for subscribing. sending my moving picture to your family would be high honor for me. i our very cute kitten so much to be ever in your life? very pleaseing to eye, i hope. i maybe having powers cute beyond scientific understanding. you will please submitting to my cuteness with prepare to melt like chocolate forest clause. forgiving my english please, as not good i am just a kitten as aforementioned. i not knowing origin maybe mother was Asian and father was Jewish but I are 100 percentage cute kitten for certainty. babysitterofnalts is my caring taker. please to greet her thank you. she never harm me and she ask to making that clear. she always kind caring taker and feed me often. http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts http://www.kevinnalts.com some kitten are fighting with other i see. why that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsaywqDwux4 Tags: lolcats klezmer omg kitten cutest cute ever video cat coffee pot photos lol cats lolcatz panther pool mailbox raft |
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Horror Hitch Hiker Prank Spencer, the 14-year-old from "Farting in Public" thinks he's going on another prank trip. But suddenly a stranger appears in the convenience store parking lot. Nalts offers him a ride, and Spencer sits in horror as the passenger's story gets stranger and stranger. Thanks to YouTube's Ed Bassmaster: http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster for playing the hitch hiker. Go subscribe now, and watch his "best of": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8f8iE5cXH0 Thanks for Spencer for not kicking my ass when he found out we were punking him. Seat belts were green screened out due to resolution pixelation interlacing. Tags: hitch hiker prank nalts spencer ride philadelphia shank prison guard kid hitchhiker farting public |
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Kit Kittredge Made Me Cry Kit Kittredge: The American Girl Doll Movie... made me cry. Kit Kittrege made me cry. Kitt Kitredge stole my heart. Kit Kitridge helps hobos. Kit Kitrege's daddy came home. Shut up and leave me alone. I swear I think I saw the magician from this film (Stanley Tucci) right before I videotaped this. In 1992 he was shooting a Grisham film (Pelican Brief) in Georgetown, and I thought he was a crew member. I asked him if anyone famous was in the movie. He mentioned a few names, and then I heard "action" and he jogged off to play the assassin murdering a supreme court judge. Was that you in front the Waldorf yesterday, Stanley? Tags: kitt kitredge kitkittredge kit kittredge an american girl doll movie review cry kitridge driving nalts |
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Alzheimer's Man Meets YouTubers Meeting YouTubers sucks. They always screw with me because of my Alzheimer's. How am I supposed to keep track of a bunch of young white people that all wear green shirts? They all start to look alike after a while. Except for that mouth ring chick in the beginning. Her name is momodelicious. Thanks to TheMightyThor1212 (who is the wedding crasher of YouTube gatherings) for giving me the names here: http://www.youtube.com/littlepandaexpress bear http://www.youtube.com/princessdiana161 http://www.youtube.com/supadupaflygirl http://www.youtube.com/shaycarl http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster http://www.youtube.com/davedays http://www.youtube.com/charlestrippy Note- second upload with additional scenes. The first version got squished from letterbox. P.S. I don't really have Alzheimer's. It's called prosopagnosia (sometimes known as face blindness) -- a disorder of face perception where the ability to recognize faces is impaired, while the ability to recognize other objects may be relatively intact. The term usually refers to a condition following acute brain damage, but mine is a congenital form of the disorder. Most of my brain damage has resulted in insanity not this disease. Tags: youtube gathering yotube davedays shaycarl edbassmaster charlestrippy supadupaflygirl violent pandabearexpress superflygirl shaykarl ed bassmister charlestripy fred |
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Pranking Popular YouTubers Some pranks you do for others. But others you do for yourself. Victims: CharlesTrippy, TheMightyThor1212, ShayCarl I can't remember the girls usernames but it's like superflybravepandaopinion or something like that. Why is everyone getting sponsored by blogtv except me? http://notcoolenufforblogtv.ofnalts.com/ Tags: prank youtube car costume drive away chicken suit nalts charlestrippy not fred shaycarl themightythor1212 |
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Secret Sauce to Viral Video I talked about the elusive "secret sauce" to viral videos at a Yahoo conference in Toronto today and decided to fall off the stage again. It's become my hallmark. Also shot some footage for dork runner. He's taking a coastal jog that includes Philly, NYC and LA. Stay tuned. Naturally there's no purpose but to see who I can convince to join me, and look like an idiot. Tags: fall off stage nalts yahoo conference secret sauce kontonis paul dork runner foryourimagination viral |
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YouTube on NBC Today show "Frustrated Fliers" This is a brief segment of an NBC Today Show segment called "Frustrated Fliers." Uploaded with permission. To see USAIR Sucks (my video that appears) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweAat7ZhPM Airlines... we are social media and we'll hold you accountable. And we're coming after you, gas pumps. I don't appreciate the wedgie yesterday. In Canada for a Yahoo! conference to talk about online video. Don't tell YouTube executives. I don't want them to think I'm cheating. You know I'm making fun of myself by showing a Today show clip, pretending to have an agent and thinking people want to follow me on Twitter? If you can't make fun of yourself, then you can't make fun of others. Follow me on Twitter- because you can't resist. http://twitter.com/nalts By "agent" parked http://www.surrendertotheabsurdity.com right after he saw this. Tags: nalts nbc today media youtube travel frustrated fliers twitter canada yahoo usair |
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Butterfart: exclusive footage of rare insect You won't find out about the Butterfart in school, encyclopedias, Google or even Wikipedia. That's because it's a rare species of butterfly that has an audible and potently smelly fart. The gas is not toxic, but it frightens children. http://www.willvideoforfood.com http://www.kevinnalts.com Tags: butter butterfart butterfly children fart farterfly farting nalts run running |
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Motorcycle Stunt Gone Wrong To stay old and stupid, we must first be young and stupid. Everyone fails at something... I just choose to parody it. UPDATE 7/5/08 - The scar is starting to scab. If you have extra pain medication, please bring it to YoTube July 12, 2008 in Philadelphia. I will probably recover in time to attend. This is a response to SMPFilms' "Car Stunt Gone Wong." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPYiIQiEfng Thanks to Mikhalt for the music: Echotune and Shadow Devil Sun Video camera and voice by http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts (Not a sponsored video, silly) Tags: motorcycle stunt car vehicle accident gone wrong smp nalts smpfilms Cory MrSafety crash wheels |
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Save Me, Laura Croft! Dita Von Digital (VenetianPrincess) has hacked YouTube and stolen the virtual essence* of HappySlip, WhatTheBuckShow, Zipster08 and me. It is her mission to release them from her computer board, and save YouTube from her evil wrath. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68 Oh shut up and watch the video I'm responding to. It's f'ing eye candy, you bitch. Especially since that eyesore we call VenetianPrincess got Zipster08 and me involved (respectfully, the Gay Godfather of YouTube and his developmentally challenged step son). Despite rumors to the contrary, Zipster08 remains gay even after collaborating with Hillary Clinton's BFF. * virtual essence is not a fart. Tags: venetianprincess lara croft tomb raider wanted angelina jolie dominatrix girls google ps matrix |
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Kids Steal Van Again Sequel to "Kids Steal Van." Featuring the Nalts family and Mugglesam's Sophia and Isabella. www.kevinnalts.com www.mugglesam.com www.willvideoforfood.com Tags: boy car cheese children chuck drives kids mugglesam nalts steal van |
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Naked Cheese Video- Best Ever! Best naked cheese video ever. A short film by Kevin Nalts. If you have to ask, then you just don't get it. naked cheese video american zardoz short film airplane pizzle sore feltch Related cheese videos: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2F13FD79795117BC Tags: best naked cheese video american zardoz short film airplane pizzle sore feltch |
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Scary Maze (kid gets scared) Scary maze was a nice way to welcome our house guests... http://www.wimp.com/maze/ Hee hee Tags: scary maze prank video nalts anime blooper spoof computer game candid |
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Popular Animal Abuser To celebrate video 666, I thought I'd address this ongoing perception that I'm an animal abuser. This is a myth propagated PETA yawanna lie-arrheas who juice up on too much Hatoraid. I love animals. Especially with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy. YoTube: July 12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULzBltf1Ug So yeah. I'm the 8th most popular video creator using TubeMogul. http://www.tubemogul.com/about/top40.php And on my death bed I shall receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. Says NewTeeVee: "The fact that an online video buffoon like Nalts can score higher than CBS confirms that the playing field has been significantly leveled." http://newteevee.com/2008/06/25/tubemoguls-biased-list-shows-new-media-kicking-a-online/ (Or maybe this just says CBS still hasn't taken me up on my offer to save Katie Couric and Old Media): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTRBWqcupPs I'm going to sleep now. This took too long to edit, and it's boring. Tags: tubemogul nalts PETA animal abuse pipistrello turtle sxephil whatthebuckshow charlestrippy yotube gathering |
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Turtle Racing Time Woah. Nalts channel has officially become the low-budget version of Animal Planet. Here are some turtles we found in North Carolina (near Duck) yesterday. The hippo one from earlier today is older.... P.S. No animals were harmed in the making of this. We love animals too, and these fellers have long since forgotten about this video. Before you even watched this, they returned to tranquil meditation on the lake. Take a lesson from the turtles, dear PETA friend, and lighten up. Francis. Tags: turtle snapping bite racing time animal planet nalts comedy PETA |
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When Hippos Fly Ever seen a flying hippo? Some hippopotamuses can fly. Through water anyway. I haven't seen one fly through the air since 1989. The fish eat the algae and the hippo's poop. The tour guide lady said some other things about hippos, but I was left pondering the diet of the fish. "Edward, your breath smells odd. Have you been eating Martha's poop again?" "Yes, mom. I can eat whatever I want. You're not the boss of me." This is an old clip, but I like it and don't think I've put it on YouTube yet. Tags: flying hippo hippos hippopotamus water children kids nalts |
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HappySlip Cup Beat Lessons HappySlip teaches the Nalts family how to do her infamous cup beat. But only Patch Nalts can hang. Thanks: http://www.youtube.com/happyslip Tags: happyslip nalts cup beat how to instruction jingle bell patch |
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Cow's Have Milk (Oreo Contest) Oreo contest entry: http://www.youtube.com/Oreo This is one of the top 10 finalists for the Oreo moments contest. If you want to vote, rating this video doesn't count. To vote for this video in the Oreo Moments Contest, please visit: http://www.youtube.com/Oreo Out takes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCx7dqJpVTk Thanks! :) Tags: oreo oreos contest entry winner loser cow milk heist kid costume nalts grant babysitterofnalts |
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Funny Kid Photos Before I could embarrass my kids via video, I took a lot of still photos. Here are some old ones (mostly of the oldest two). Mind you some of them have been edited out by request of them. :) Tags: funny kid photos bananas silly humor comedy children animals nalts |
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Kid, Bike & Pitbull What makes it even safer to learn how to ride a bike? Riding it into a yard with a pitbull! Now all I need is a bag of broken glass for crafts. This was footage taken this morning over a span of about 20 minutes. I can't believe how quickly Charlie went from almost no balance to this. As I upload, he's biking in circles. Any suggestions on how to make him autonomous from the start? I keep having to get him started. Whoops- gotta go back out no! Tags: nalts pitbull kid bike riding bicycle charlie dog helmet smurf |