| It's Too Late (For Santa) late at night on christmas eve he throws his hat upon his head says goodnight to mrs claus jumps into his sled little jimmy in his bunk fast asleep so tight he don't know that santa's drunk from the north pole party last night ride on, old saint nick is on his way ride on, he's drunk driving on his sleigh its too late, he's lost control of the reins oh no, now rudolf's dead and he's to blame too much brandy in the christmas cake mrs claus that was your mistake santa's crashed the christmas sleigh he's screamin' out for "help! help! heeeeelllp!" but it's to late now to ride on, mr claus has lost his job ride on, now he's a homeless drunken slob and its too late, now he's eating from the trash oh no, it's getting stuck in his mustache now let's hear from the man himself, Santa Claus, tell us your story... "oh no, its all gone bad everything's turned mighty sad all those good things that i had dissapeared quicker than the latest fad used to cross the world in a single bound i could climb down your chimney without making a sound i did all for the milk and the cookie sneak in the bedroom to have a quick lookie i used to make every kid smile yeah everything was great for a while but now i'm just sad old news and rudolf, this one's for you they try to make me go to rehab and i say, ho ho ho they try to make me go to rehab and i say, ho ho ho they try to make me go to rehab and i say, ho ho ho they try to make me go to rehab and i say, ho ho ho!!!! Tags: evermore hume jon peter dann its too late santa christmas 2007 |