| Shaq Freestyle (w/ lyrics) Against Kobe 6/22/08 (Kobe Diss) (Please subscribe!) Lyrics Below Check it, You know how I be Last week Kobe couldn't do without me Ya know how I be Last Week Kobe couldn't do without me I call myself big but I'm not as good as Biggie I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that's half a billion Forreal dawg now that's B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me That's like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me That's like a homeless cat having more figures than me That's like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me That's like rappers having..cars (inaudible)things than me That's ...like you saying to yourself you better than me That's like Kareem saying to himself he better than me Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA BIG Shaq Now that's the difference between first and last place, Chorus: Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste I'm a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that's why I'm getting divorced He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil, I don't do that cause my name Shaquille I love em, I don't leave em' I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed them Chorus: Kobe How my azz taste Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste Yeah, you can't do without me Kobe, You can't do without me (repeat 2 times) Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective) Yeah.... (Routine Obligatory Hip Hop shoutouts) --------------------------------------- Shaquille O'Neal took the mic at the [The Underground Village-NYC club- on 6/22/08], unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant -- blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to "Tell me how my ass tastes." After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced." Launch photosThe line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he "Should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything." The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident. Calls to Kobe's reps were not returned. Tags: Shaq Shaquille O'Neil Kobe Bryant Freestyle Flow Diss TMZ Ass Taste Tell Me How NBA Finals Celtics Lakers Rap |